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He should be further to the left.... Beyond the primates.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Watching obi wan is like watching Rashford starting again.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Zirkzee has been out on his feet since 80th minute. Not fit enough never mind good enough.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If Onana, Dalot, Eriksen, zirkzee and hojlund were a five a side team, they would always look two men short.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I missed this part

submitted 3 days ago • 371 comments

I see Rashford is busy showing that you can't just turn it back on again when it suits.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

When Trump gets JFK'd the list of suspects is going to be long. Add Ukraine to the CIA, FBI, sacked US generals, Canada and Mexico. And that's after one month in office.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Amorim has got this Garnacho issue dead wrong for me. HE should have put an arm round him when he came off and explained why he had chosen him as the sacrifice. Because he didn't HE and Garnacho should be buying the team dinner. That's the sort of stuff that can lose you a dressing room.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My favourite actor of all time. I can't think of a single duff movie performance. A proper man too. #GeneHackman

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

That Lenny Euros has played well tonight.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Small but important typo. Hopefully no Real Madrid fans killed themselves thinking they had bought him.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

So.... It's a relegation six pointer tonight. Can you imagine if we contrive to lose tonight and we are only 10 points above the bottom 3? With Arsenal, top 4 chasing forest and a derby match in the next 4 games? 😱 Could see us losing all three of those no problem. *Squeaky bum emoji*

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

New shirt sponsor for Arsenal.. because it will always be Next Season

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Not gonna bother with rat-cliffe anymore. It's Ebeneezer from now on www.theguardian.com/football/202...

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

If you are still arguing about whether Ashley Young dived on Monday morning, you secretly want to be a ref and probably smell of wee and cabbage.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

🤣

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why the rest of the world thinks the premier league is such great entertainment? City v scousers has been boring tippy tappy shite. It's like watching van gaal's United. No hard tackling, niggle, yellow cards. virtually no goalmouth action. Little sign of a rivalry. Boring.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The improvement since casemiro went off.... Class player in his day but that needs to be the end.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm all for giving Amorim a couple of years to build his team but someone upstairs at United needs to tell him that there isn't only one way to play football. And to start with a back 4 that ALL these current players are much more familiar with. Stop conceding goals first.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This shower of shit playing in this stupid formation could go to the end of the season without winning another match.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Anticipating the start of a United match these days is a bit like that trip I once made to have my vasectomy done. #mufc #snip #ballache

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is a thoroughly depressing, but not at all surprising piece about sunny Jim's regime. www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Why did we come up with this new 5 letter word "incel" to describe a particular type of man?What was wrong with "Loser"? Same number of letters & syllables & no suggestion that it is someone else's fault for not choosing them? Anyway, the "in" bit should be "inevitably" not "involuntarily".

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Another example of the organising business genius of Sunny Jim. We have a problem with shit recruitment so we recruit a recruitment & contracts expert, who turns out to be not a good recruit. So we unrecruit him & it costs us £7m because his contract was shit. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Whichever team you support, this will chime with you. Beautifully written.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments