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Occasional soccer writer and frequent poster. Roldan apologist. The least essential voice in American soccer. The world’s foremost idiot.
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Idk guys team seems p good

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Please don’t look at my posts about De La Vega from last year. I was a very different person then and I’ve grown a lot as a person and a poster

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Did nobody tell Musovski we’re good now

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And Jesus wept for their were no more worlds to conquer

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Ferreira is extremely good by the way and he looks so good in this attack

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This is most I’ve ever believed in a Jesus

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It brings me no joy to report that Musovski has proven that soccer analytics are a lie

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I just feel as if you do like three red/orange card things in one sequence of play you probably get a red

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Ok this is kinda lame because I don’t think it will matter much results wise but that GK should be sent off. Kinda a DOGSO also hands on the face and neck and threw him to the ground from the face and neck

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Is pretty cool Seattle can go to the bench and get a Paul for a tired Paul

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I’m a little concerned that Ferreira is only providing assists to Arriola. Is that fc Dallas favoritism?

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Daniel Musovski really fits the definition of a guy who plays soccer

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This Antigua GFC manager seems like he’s just having a really great time with this whole CCL thing

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Well it’s clear Seattle have mastered two of the three great humors of soccer ( 1. Offense 2. Redacted 3. Prevention)

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I know it’s not wise to get carried away on early season stuff but Seattle seem like pretty good you guys

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

I don't think I shut up about this match for like a month

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

gosh i hope that some early unsustainable success for a new expansion team doesn't wildy warp expectations for the next five years. you never see that happen in MLS. nope not ever!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

AT LAST! Vindication for San Diego FC fans who have had to endure taunting chants from LA: "Finished an officially sanctioned MLS match, you'll never sing that" This is what makes this sport special.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

For those that don't know the full history of this rivalry here are some of the greatest moments: That time San Diego scored that goal

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Exactly. The animosity between these two historic clubs has been brewing for an hour or so.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

52 minutes of pain and longing and finally a release for long suffering San Diego supporters who have been waiting over three quarters of an hour to see a goal

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The first ever Sunday Night Soccer in MLS? That is demonstrably not true?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

for my money LA v San Diego is the league's greatest and most historical rivalry

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Well Portland ended last season losing 5-0 to Portland at home. They started this season losing 4-1 to Portland at home. The goal of every team is to get better each offseason, and you can't deny this is quantifiable progress for the Timbers

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Does Portland not know this isn't the second leg of last year's playoff match?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Well it was a good performance imo even if it was unfortunately marred by Seattle hitting a nat one on the last roll of the night

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

The player of the match should be like “you know the basic whole idea of chaos like as a concept you know what I’m saying?”

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That was a Mr bean ass sequence of defending

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Well holy shit that was one of the most catastrophic unforced defensive sequences I’ve ever seen. What the hell was any of that

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty interesting Seattle bringing on someone to replace their defensive lockdown specialist left back with five minutes to go and a one goal lead

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This is scientifically sound

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

dear god tell me I just hallucinated Nouhou dribbling 50 yards uncontested and then stopping, standing on the ball, and then giving it away on a two yard pass for no reason whatsoever. Tell me I hallucinated this

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Rothrock hasn’t had his greatest outing thus far

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Jordan Morris is tied for the lead in the golden boot race and doubters were mad he’s a dp now

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