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Mountain Monsters is 8 seasons of 6 rednecks chasing a 600lb monster in the woods until they find a kindergarten quality track & make a trap out of literal trash to catch it, then a guy who sounds like boomhower yells “hoorah” at least 3 times. So, what I’m saying is, I highly recommend it.

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Finished my February Socks - banana socks! Learned a bunch of stuff about heelless socks (woo! Hyperfixation!) These little weirdos fit anyone! And and and their heels last 3x as long because they rarely wear in the same place twice. Yarn is The Fool by @dyemadyarns.bsky.social #socks #knitting

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You know those 10 Commandments statues that conservatives lose their minds over keeping on government land? 150 of them (in 34 states) were literally a marketing ploy for the Charlton Heston movie in the 50s

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The Indianapolis Children’s Museum has a taxidermy polar bear named Martimus that’s been terrifying visitors since 1965. He left for repairs for a while and their social media was flooded with visitors asking for him back and recounting tales of being scared. He’s a multigenerational trauma stuffie.

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So, the earliest socks are we have date back to the 4th century and they’re super complicated colorwork. But the first published pattern wasn’t until 1655. I like to believe there’s a mysterious wall of hieroglyphics they’ve been trying to decode that’s just a knitting pattern somewhere.

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Buckle Up Buttercups ‘cause I just realized that this is where I can dump all my random “facts” - Some of our Cryptid stories with howls and calls come from moonshiners trying to scare off unsuspecting hikers from their stills. Alternatively, just because it was fun.

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Finish #2 this weekend! Flax Sweater by Tin Can Knits in Beast of Busco by @dyemadyarns.bsky.social

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Ta da!!! Finally finished my #FourthWing inspired Dragontale Cowl by Hunt Hand Knits! So freakin excited to see it finished and blocked! Eeeeee! Apparently I’m a fan of colorwork 😂

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Almost to the toe! And look how cute it is!! It doesn’t fit 😩 could I have tried it on at any point while knitting? Yes. I usually have at least one of my feet with me. On to sock 2 I suppose.

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It’s probably because of all the smut, but you can’t tell me that the Sephiroth x Cloud dynamic in FFVII Rebirth isn’t morally grey shadow daddy x naive, babygirl stabby princess. 11/10 would read

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Been working on this Dragontale Cowl by Hunt Hand Knits after finishing #OnyxStorm & am loving it! Really enjoying working with some bfl yarn we had. the stitch definition is just 👩🏻‍🍳💋 #fourthwing #knitting #colorwork #dragon #tairn #andarna #romantasy #fantasy #bfl #bluefaceleicester #booksky

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

2nd sleeve done! Have to finish the bottom bind off and sew in some ends and she’s ready to block!

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Y’all, order your stickers from @stickerninja.bsky.social ! We get ours for @dyemadyarns.bsky.social from them. Their work is fantastic, they care about their employees and other people, they leave you cute little notes and all around everything is fantastic.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Finished one sleeve last week and I’m pretty sure I’m invincible now.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Driving home from Pennsylvania *pulled over* Thoroughly confused. Grumpy Dad cop “it’s time to turn your headlights on.” “Oh shit. I’m sorry” “You have a taillight out.” Genuinely didn’t know that. (I’m not often behind my car while driving it. )

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Hear me out - Queer Eye for the Tiger King

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

I have a special hatred for verification codes that can’t be seen in the notification banner.

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I’ve gotten really good at catching dropped jump rings with my thighs. That’s a valid skill right?

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Birthday sweater! (It’s not my birthday yet) In Sagittarius and Turquoise by Dye Mad Yarns

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My Ride of Die got married last weekend and I couldn’t be more thrilled for her and Nick ❤️🍊💍

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Found a little buddy at my Aunts gravesite - right after talking about how she adores frogs and had one living in the vase yearssss ago

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