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ahemm.bsky.social
Rarely serious. But I dabble. Gun-toting Democratic Socialist. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹🔫🍄 Pro-worker, pro-union.✊️ I don't do automatic follow back. I don't expect the follow either. Mostly here to jot down thoughts and occasionally respond.
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I HATE the shape of Nebraska . Fuck you

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Poly people out here with like 4 partners and I can't even get one... I'm mostly okay with it. I'm terrible with names and faces..and intimacy and vulnerability...and communication...and commitment.

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I know a bagel hate to see me coming

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Legit 👇🏼🔥

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Wasn't Rick Moranis named zelenski on Honey I shrunk the kids? Why is there not a spoof or memes yet?!!

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

My chair makes the funniest noises.

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I found that calling religious zionists " idol worshiper" is pretty effective.

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Since I have arthritis at the tender age of 39, I'm going into my button-up era, and I don't care who knows it. Now, to find some cool velcro strap shoes.

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Tiny baby koala 📹 Symbio Wildlife Park

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Schwarzenegger's son is so...ick. I hope he's not really THAT douchy for real.

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My sister got a meat smoker and I cannot wait to smoke all the meats. I think brisket will be first. Also, her instructions book said not to use pine. Why would anybody use pine? Do you want to eat a car freshener? Pinesol? Like actual fuck is wrong with people?!!

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I've reached the age when buying new underwear makes you feel good. I'm not sure what that means for me but... I'm okay with it.

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Tuna salad stuffed in all butter crossiants is very good.

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Helped facilitate a holocaust. If I were him I'd be very afraid of dying

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Even bamboo underwear is getting authoritarian. Don't tell me what day to wear that color.

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The Avs are so fun to watch.

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Dear extra long soul patch hair: Fuck you. Fuck you for being blonde. Sincerely, My eyes.

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I feel like there's a huge distinction between democratic socialism and social democrats. I do not believe in capitalism. I believe in power to the people and community..sans fascists, capitalist, etc. Am I wrong? If I am, please explain it to me because people referring to us as social democrats

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

New Hollywood Squares is terrible. Like truly terrible. Disappointed bc it was one of my favorites as a kid.

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I'm glad Adam DeVine is looking good and healthy. But his Cirkul commercial gives me the same cringe as watching 90s Jim Carrey.

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I've seen better actors on beer commercials

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When people ask me to describe my job functions, sometimes I just want to say..."I lift things and then put them down"

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Mine is literally getting paid to talk to people, do drugs and think of new food ideas and then eating them. I love/hate that my perfect job is essentially hosting a podcast. I'm a stereotypical millennial.

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Headaches, neck and shoulder pain are a terrible combination.

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every single guy tryna explain why men is attracted to extreme right wing ideologies without mentioning misogyny is just a pure coward.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I don't think it'd be ironic, I think it would be poetic and karmic.

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Good Place s3 ep10, perfect summary of dems and libs today.

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Anybody else work outside in the summer have reqs for cooling button ups?

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NOOOOO. NOT HARRIET THE SPY.

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Watermelon is delicious.

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Add yellow jackets to that list. They violently attacked me for the crime of walking by them.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This is more impactful than one day buying protests. JS. We don't like playing their game but if you learn the rules around you, manipulation is paramount. If it's a publicly traded company, buy share(s) and disrupt from the inside. Hold these rich fucks accountable since Congress and scotus won't

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Must be that Gay Agenda we've all heard about.

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