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love getting strung along by my local council for repairing a building our scout group built and donated until it becomes unfit for use for anyone anymore

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When you're done eating off a plate, it's important to put that plate on the floor near you. The place for a plate is the floor, right by you, but a few inches away.

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Imagine how many polycules would still be intact if there was a Steven Universe episode about doing the dishes

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

I hate every company so much.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

you stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck theyre back oh fuck shit damn

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

do not point The Device at yourself

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

put me in the brain fixing machine coach

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submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

impastor syndrome

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

"ChatGPT insists it's supported but I find it nowhere in the documentation." yeah you fucking dipshit its a lying machine

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Posting Two Headed Calf to the family group chat for 1d4 psychic damage

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

hey i'm pretty sure using the Lying Robot That Lies to rewrite binding government documents for people who are physically unable to validate their accuracy is considered some kind of malpractice

submitted 25 days ago • 39 comments

sometimes as an expat I forget that the UV levels here just go to insane levels (the WHO recommendation number for covering up is moderate or *3*)

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

tired: automated bottom surgery wired:

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

sorry if i didn't respond to your text. i was saucing my scrod

submitted 38 days ago • 27 comments

VITALITY RECKLESSLY

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look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

submitted 45 days ago • 59 comments

bitch you are Tetris why do you have this bullshit

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I want to watch law and order but only the parts where two wisecracking detectives interrupt an irritated worker to hear some mild exposition while they continue working

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

i have decided in 2025 that i will let the old behaviors and patterns that ruled my life and made me miserable continue unabated

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

gonna find the dipshit at microsoft who made the web excel insert row shortcut an unrebindable shift-command-equals and the dipshit at chrome who made zoom in an unrebindable shift-command-equals and crush them together in a vice until a good ux falls out

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

taking a big bite out of these biscuits every time I make a new map without New Zealand on it

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submitted 55 days ago • 6 comments

please enter your personal information into the do not sell my personal information system

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

happy 17th anniversary

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