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ahoyawhore.bsky.social
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Listening to an audiobook at the gym and hating every minute of it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You can buy any book you are looking for on the internet. But we need physical, independent bookshops because that is where you discover the books you were not looking for, and never knew you needed.

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

Every time I get shady about people’s reading tastes, I get flack, but some of y’all just read a lot of racist/transphobic/ableist stuff and that’s not the vibe. And if you’re not seeing it, it is, in fact, a red flag for me lol

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Crying In H-Mart! Werk, book selection!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Listening to an audiobook while I douche so my bf can breed me when he gets home, and I’ve never felt more productive.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Another day of dragging the bf to the gym at 6am

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Been a hectic day, but got in a good workout. Now time for a burrito!

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Is this anything?

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

Dragging @gaylegally.bsky.social to the gym on the daily…

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

First workout since being sick, feeling okay

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Let’s arm wrestle

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Bad angles for Bluesky

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

I’ve read 18 books this month, and also managed to revise 9 pages of my opening chapter, and generate 4k words of the penultimate chapter. Feeling very productive

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Bred bfs hole this morning and it was so good

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Lorrie Moore is perfect

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Chest day, best day!

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

🙈🙈

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Throwback for hump day

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

It’s all I want

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Will send nudes in exchange for books

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Got new swimsuits for an upcoming trip with @gaylegally.bsky.social !

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

Men can be so attractive until I find out their taste in books

submitted 40 days ago • 7 comments

Push day 💪🏼

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

Just found this picture the bf took of me during New Year’s Eve, and I can tell I’d already gotten into the champagne because what is this…

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Last week, a woman at work said I had a pot belly and smacked my snack out of my hand and I’ve been anxiously avoiding food since then. Trying to remind myself I was bulking but phew that got me in my head so bad

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

Considering investing in more jock straps this year…

submitted 48 days ago • 7 comments

9 miles today 🥵

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Been eating too much fried chicken

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting for my man to get back in town, because I’m h-word AF

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Sos too horny

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Christmas workout 😘

submitted 61 days ago • 5 comments

Somebody snapped a pic of me at the gym…

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta work on making cuter faces when I flex…

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

So horny

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments

Topped this morning and already horny again smh

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

Did a little workout at the bfs house while he’s in class

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments