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For those who don’t know me: I can get a bit crazy

ill papa

Older than all the queens on drag race now. Turn this shit off

Anxiously checking boyfs location so he doesn’t walk in on me practicing Spanish (he’s a native speaker and im embarrassed)

hungry again 🙄

Me leaving the dentist after a cleaning

gay big mountain: oh baby the way that I love your way

Birfday cake in Awgust but chew wah bohn nineteenf a’June

Sometimes I listen to this and shake

Love you more than those bitches before

No one is brave enough to invent a bathroom fan that works

I feel like the gal in white lotus whose friends are always talking about how famous and beautiful she is

I’ve just had lunch I’m letharrrgic

Everyone I’m instagram friends with who I don’t know I met at town patio in 2017

Is Lana gonna be at SNL 50 🫣

If they ever do a movie about this they could use a haunting children’s choir rendition of the preamble song

Need to be in an onion stock photo so bad

Speed run

Watching final destination 3 (happy Valentine’s Day) and ?

Jerking off is kind of reheating one’s own nachos

This rain.. I’m going to have to tap into the Strategic DiGiorno Reserve 🫣

These are the only celeb interviews I watch. The heat always makes them seem so human youtu.be/zp5TYOxtZqY

Marvel’s newest bad boy Bred Hulk

We accept the Beyoncé tickets we think we deserve

When you meet a couple and one of them has really bad breath but the other one is normal.. what’s that about

Do I feel like watching a blue show or a yellow show. Or a too dark to see show hmm

*thomas edison voice* quilted southern

nature's valley means vagina right

Grimes 2014: I am balding from too much spaghetti Grimes 2025: my toddler is a human shield for the president of the united states’ puppeteer

Three credits short of graduating with my associate of arts in early childhood education from Shiz University