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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
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let’s look back at what has happened so far Cory Booker giving a 25 hour speech: everyone loved it, raised his profile Van Hollen flies to El Salvador and meets Abrego Garcia: everyone loved it, raised his profile Schumer publicly caved: everyone hated that just a general note to Dems

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We need to spraypaint dicks and swastikas on The Sorcerer’s Stone?

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Man United-Lyon the best match between two clubs about to be bankrupt I've ever seen

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

This is probably her running at like 75% effort too. Like, no way she needed to go try and set a record here.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Pretty sure a cop’s weapon should be secured at all times but what the fuck do I know

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Then step aside. Make room for someone who didn’t contribute to this who has actual conviction.

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Me Jerry Reinsdorf 🤝 Making money on one pathetic extra Bulls game

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Steven Bridesmaid was discussed as part of the deal as well, but, alas…

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Can we get clarification on whether Trump IS PAYING or is PROMISING TO PAY because while that is hardly the biggest issue here, it’s not like Don habitually pays his bills.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The Padres have only lost one game against a non-Cubs team. They’ve lost 3 to the Cubs.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Go fuck yourself, San Diego

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Thielbar getsth the thave

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

What is a Caleb Thielbar?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Cheryl Miller’s little brother?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again

submitted 2 days ago • 59 comments

I thought this quote was an Onion-esque satire. He plans to run for another SIX YEAR TERM at the age of EIGHTY YEARS OLD because he’s still capable of… *checks notes*… eating food?

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I encourage people who live elsewhere NOT to visit the United States for any reason while it's being governed by fascists and morons. Please, for your own well-being, stay away.

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Again - who is going to make them? The courts are powerless to enforce their rulings if the other branches don’t bother with their part of the checks and balances.

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AOC: We saw Majorie Taylor Greene buy that dip. How much did you make? How much did you make off of people’s despair? How much did you make off of that panic? How much did you make off of that suffering? No more. We can’t accept it

submitted 3 days ago • 540 comments

The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

The first background cackle didn’t happen until later in the season.

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He is so proud that he can see a picture of an elephant and know that it is an elephant.

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Dodgers have lost 2 series since visiting the White Supremacy House

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Suck my ass, Dodgers.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

PCA is so back

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Nicoooooooooo

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You folks listening to this broadcast and hating every minute of it… do your mute buttons not work?

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Breakin’ 2: Anal Boogaloo

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The idea that every website everywhere has to be welcoming to the worst people is fucking insane. You wouldn’t go to a bar inhabited by these fucking people demanding to be debated on their shitty, hateful takes. So why the fuck should you have to deal with it online?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

They can’t monetize their brain dead bad faith takes here. Easy answer.

submitted 4 days ago • 26 comments

Counterpoint: It absolutely would not be.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Me whenever someone from the Cubs expressing even mild optimism about an injury.

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