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I could be wrong, but I feel like there is a direct line between the Dobbs decision and creating a national autism registry based on peoples personal medical information

New trans pope?

Somebody with more energy than me should make a meme account called MTG quotes and the followers have to decide if it’s Magic the Gathering card flair or quotes from the dumb congresswoman

Depression rules cause all the things that normally cheer you up seem like absolute dogshit now

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

This woman seems to be one of the only Democrats actually willing to fight. She’s smart, funny, good in committee, great at social media. She deserves a bigger role in the party, but won’t get it because she’s also unwilling to serve corporate interests.

Sorry but Rock kissing Cody on the cheek after last years fued sucks shit

Democrats only strategy is to wait for republicans to be so despicable that people vote for them out of desperation.

Finally watching The Devil Wears Prada. Judi Dench is really mean.

Keanu Reeves

“Hell ya! People I disagree with are going to suffer! That makes me so happy!”

Jesus the @democrats.org are so bad at this. It’s like they never want to win another election ever.

My child has decided that she wears glasses now and looks like a sassy librarian

Hey CIA, it was my government not giving a shit about anybody who doesn’t have millions of dollars that radicalized me. Saved you some time.

Publix subs are what Subway commercials claim to be

You can’t talk to humans in customer service anymore

Nothing quite like Disney movies to make you tap into that good good unrealized childhood trauma

Succesfully navigated Hulu customer support today in less than 15 minutes. That’s a W. We are ignoring the fact that it’s because this is the 6th time I’ve dealt with the same issue so I already knew the right words to say

NYE with the house to myself for the first time in years. Of course I’m watching Wednesday and eating cake. What else would there be?

Overstimulated at work is a different kind than overstimulated at home and I have found an exquisite balance going from one to the other until the end of time

I’m can’t wait for Nosferathree

Based on this logic you have to call yourself plant-based until you die just in case you have a whoopsie

So if/when the government shuts down do I still have to go to work?

Shift work is a lot harder when you can’t stay up past 1030 lol

Me: If you could be any villains who would you be? 9yo: The dragon from my book that invented war crimes

Watching the game awards is so nice. I really get a sense of how many great games I never had time to play lol

It’s crazy how much the NYPD is spending to solve this one murder as opposed to any other just because this was a rich white guy

Drank coffee after dinner to get my sleep schedule right for work but I’m still exhausted

South Park may be the greatest cultural historical record that has ever existed