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ESPN Fantasy and Sports Betting editor. As seen in Errol Morris' film BEING MR. MET. Author, YES IT'S HOT IN HERE.
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Worst member of the Watcher's Council ever... #SurvivorAU

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@shannongaitz.bsky.social @chappellskickback.bsky.social I'm not the only one who sees this, right?

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What I wouldn’t give for one well-timed “DRACARYS” right about now.

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@dudepoints.fun Marien got to sit (although sharing the couch with all of her “leftover Luktelk dancers” was a choice).

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Me, every day now.

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Hey, can anyone help me out? I’ve lost track. Is today a “we have always been at war with Australasia” day or does that start tomorrow?

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You know, nobody in the government has said we can’t have any IDE programs… #PlayTheirGame

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Every time I start to feel a bit normal again, I remember that this is a photo of the person 10th in line to be POTUS.

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Dear Rep. Mace…

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Penultimate “Beast Games” cliffhanger: proof positive that magical thinking will always defeat logic. We’re all doomed.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

#DONDI is a really good show for 30 minutes each week and then an epically awful show for 30 minutes each week. Dr. Will’s shenanigans this past episode only served to emphasize that the elimination format needs a major overhaul.

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Why had nobody told me about Doechii’s Tiny Desk? #SoNeededThis

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*If* we come out the other side of the current hellscape, the music that emerges out of these next few months and years should be epic.

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In related news, Trumpsuxtawney Tyler burst into flames meaning four more years of chaos and cruelty.

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“A Real Pain” hit me much harder today than it would have even a month ago.

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The hero we need right now…

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You know, if there was ever a time for a deity to prove its existence… now would be a real good time for a high-profile smiting.

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WHEN do I get to re-roll?

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Just a few days ago, my (R)ep was celebrating all of the grants that he has secured for the residents of my district. Of course, those grants don't exist anymore if Herr's EO goes through. I've just emailed him to explain the need for a little less sycophancy on this matter. I'm SURE he'll agree.

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@acmazzaro.bsky.social @roundhoward.bsky.social Why are my ears burning? 🤣

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