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*forgets what happens in the movie and decides to continue with How to Train Your Dragon 2* Me:

*needing a cute movie puts on How to Train Your Dragon* Me:

Watching Silo season 1: entertainment Watching Silo season 2: research

Apple Cider Vinegar 👋

I want at least two pints of Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked ice cream.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

Sunday snoozies with the weens

Hoping people choose a spoon over a fork today 🤌

When there are only betas who believe they are alphas in the friend group.

“Asshole gets called out for being asshole, is total asshole about it.”

My 38-year-old friend got this ad on instagram and I laughed so hard that I think I finally hit menty b status 🥹

A lil sweet bb Poppy for your feed

any woman who has "slept her way to the top" actually worked in a situation where men withhold career progress until they recieve sexual favors

I hate terfs. Repost if you also hate terfs.

Y’all need to stop asking why Ariana and Cynthia cry during every interview. I cry during every interview and I have nothing to do with the project.

2024 Hallmark Christmas Movie ranked so far: 1. Christmas Mismatch 2. The Five-Year Christmas Party 3. Operation Nutcracker 4. Twas the Date Before Christmas 5. Scouting for Christmas 6. The Christmas Charade 7. A Carol for Two 8. Falling Like Snowflakes 9. My Sweet Austrian Holiday

[releases helium-filled heart balloon] Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird

Back just in time for seasonal depression and fake holiday sales 🤌

Hey blue-skee

Hi…still here just slowly recovering from this plague.

It’s beginning to look a lot like depression, everywhere you go. There’s a girl in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well. The sad kind that cries when it snows. 🎄

Wow look at me - obsessed with Disney Dreamlight Valley again. 😭🥹

There's roughly 14 days of winter vacation that fall between Christmas and New Year's. So the winter-time problem for our generation is crammin' fun in before the dust clears 🎄🤘