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Serial killers are getting younger and younger... a two year old started telling me "in the van... van... get in van." (His embarrassed dad explained they had driven here in his work van)

Ah it always makes me strangely sad when I come across a donated book that was obviously used for a class and/or essay. Or they just tabbed the naughty bits 😏

Throwback to the time I turned a page in a library book... I really hope it was chocolate. #reading #book #books #libraries #librarybook

and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids

People who say women don't respond visually have never gone with one to a bookshop that has books with sprayed edges -bites lip-

They have changed the Kitkat option in the work vending machine from a peanut butter chunky to a normal chunky. If anyone needs me I'll be outside, on the floor, shaking my fist and screaming "Nooooo!"

I woke up and my #cat was in a bad mood so now I'm in a bad mood. I don't make rules.

My two personalities in book form were released this month. #onyxstorm #witchcraftforwaywardgirls #horror #fantasy

All my life I wanted to be Morticia, now I realise I should have aimed for Debbie. #addamsfamily #morticiaaddams

My toxic trait is thinking if I need to be somewhere by 9am and I've parked by car by 9am, then I'm not late... Even if I stop and get a coffee before moving on to the actual meeting location. #timeblindness #late #coffeeaddict

Merlin is at your service to help you UNmake the bed. So helpful -_- #cat #cats

Coffee man: installed new #coffee machine and had to make a lot of practice drinks - so anyone want a free coffee? Apparently there is something I'm willing to run for.

I've had on matching socks today, and people said I wasn't organised or mature. Look at me now! Well, my socks, look at my socks.

If anyone asks, I hurt my neck from headbanging and not from that hardcore nap I just had. #eldergoth #naptime #1stworldissues

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Reader: The cup is forgotten, the contents cold, while on the page, events unfold.

First snow, now flooding, I think someone out there doesn't want me to leave my house and I am in full agreement.

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

Good morning. We are open. πŸ“–β˜•οΈ

Or what? #Ghosts #spirits #cross-stitch #candles

I probably wouldn't notice and assume it was my reflection...

Yup

Throwback to seeing this graffiti in the toilets at a gig. Where are they going? Can I come too? #graffiti #letsgolesbians #lgbtq+

Go for a walk, they said. It'll be good for you, they said. Trees don't give sexually aggressive orders, they said.

Me in my echo chamber