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EVERY DAY I WAKE UP (28, he/him)
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Majima mukbang

Jordan

tekken 8 season 2 characters revealed!

グランドで働くワドルディ

Sleep, Monolith...

trump destroy economy

CYBERBULLY YOUR POLITICIANS LIKE YOU BULLIED SEGA FOR UGLY SONIC

many women I know

i'd be pretty fucking scared too if Randy Johnson turned into Nightrider while pitching at me

Teach others.

Don't change the channel! Three new movies are available right now on Poob.tv! 🫥 📺 🧂

Me and Jordan

mirror coat

this is what happened with Goku and Broly

Majima looking for music for his awesome new pirate crew

On October 12, 2019, Bruno Izidro posted the following on Twitter, thus passing into legend. "I asked mr. @romero to autograph Doom 3 for me. he seemed very pleased :)" x.com/espantalho55...

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

Update: The White House is already backing down on this. Keep calling your reps. Keep pressuring them. Along with your reps, the white house phone number is (202) 456-1111. Use 5calls.org to get all your reps in one place along with a guide. www.nysun.com/article/whit...

as a jew I strongly feel we should make nazis scared again, and humiliated to associate. it's always a great day to deck a nazi or burn their shit

"hey we puttin metal harbor in the game, what kinda layout should we go for?" the humble dick and balls:

You're GIVEN😮 a biiiig. Bowl of spaghetti🍝 to EAT 🤤🍴And you start 𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 😶😮😶😋 that 𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝔸𝕊𝕊 bowl of spaghettiii🍝 ᴀɴᴅᴀʟʟᴏꜰᴀꜱᴜᴅᴅᴇɴ 🤨 as you're 𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 🤔 you come across a ROACH !💥💥🤯🤯🤯🤢😱🤯 in that spaghetti!🍝 there's a 🪳 in this 𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝔸𝕊𝕊 bowl of spaghettiiii🍝 do you ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ 😶🤐 eating that spaghetti?😳🍝

HOT DOGS

Workin on a redesign for Mio inbetween Comms

Idk why anyone who I remotely agree with on anything still plays overwatch like what are you getting out of it, why not something better?

Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.

some sonic ova-ish stuff i did years ago.

ClearSky has made it such that blocking anyone who also regularly checks ClearSky is a case of mutually assured destruction.

guy who thinks sonic 2006 is called that because it's based on real events that happened in the year 2006

Just told a doctor that I was gonna tell people I heard him blasting the new Drake album from his cybertruck if he didn’t move his ass and come see his patient in my ed

tekken continues to be the only fighting game with a battlepass worth grinding out

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

Meet Spacewing! This machine from ancient times developed consciousness, and lives a normal life. However, when a galactic power outrage happens, they go to outer space to investigate. Play the free Spacewing War 2 demo! https://shorturl.at/DPlZb #indiegame #shootemup #shump #gamemaker #solodev

In addition: - Get Signal. - Use a VPN established in another country. I like Proton because of the Secure Core feature. (No the CEO is not MAGA, that was debunked, shut up.) - If you host your own sites, use Canadian or EU servers, preferably with ownership in those countries if possible.

I miss you're poasts

The way this guy talks is freaking me the fuck out

𝚋𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚠𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒

This is the only thing that has made me laugh in like 3 months.

Still one of the funniest Mega Man related tweets

Netflix making waves again, and idiots are trashing Q-Force just for being a fresh, unique, and beautiful idea. The cast speaks for itself, and I'm BETTING the action will win people over even if the writing is a bit rough My fav part of the trailer

every polycule has that one person played by jeffrey combs

adding porn and sex to tf2

shit takes too long