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*kicks dirt* no one ever sends ME war plans

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

Every year I'm like "you know what, I should watch more baseball games" and every year I am correct. Most goofy ass entertaining sport tbh

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Having stayed at some very nice hotels I can assure you the rich don't see hospitality workers as people or even existing, they're supposed to just fade into the background basically be wallpaper

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I legit cackled when I read this 🤣

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?

submitted 12 hours ago • 139 comments

LOL they lost Rogan...might they be cooked and not us? (God I hope so)

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Introduced my parents to Ritz Carlton room service booze tonight and even I was not expecting the cart to show up with bottles and offer us a taste of the wine before pouring at 12:30am

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Me in Canada trying to blend in and not act American and then I say our uber is half a mile away

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm on the Kesha subreddit and hoo boy are there gonna be some shocked people at her shows this year 💀

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Guy in front of us at the Blue Jays game wore this and someone followed him to his seat to yell at him lmaooooo (he stopped when he saw the kids)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just had the best gluten free bread I've ever tasted. Figured it was house made and were in Canada currently to resigned myself to never having it again. I asked the waiter what flour they use and turns out it's store bought and he brought me the back and WEGMANS SELLS IT 😭😭😭😭🎉🎉🎉

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Just had our car randomly pulled to secondary and searched entering Canada for the first time ever. I HATE IT HERE

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I will make January 6 look like a children's birthday party

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Chris Van Hollen flying down to El Salvador and refusing to leave until he got in a room with Kilmar Abrego Garcia blows up every other “well what do you expect them to do?” defense for elected Democrats

submitted 3 days ago • 67 comments

Holy shit. This man has more determination and courage in his pinkie toe than @schumer.senate.gov. Legit was worried Kilmer was dead or something terrible would happen to the senator. But he got proof of life and a meeting

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

First all of Canada, then Japan with China and Korea, now Autism Speaks. Incredible

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I love that you can tell when it's Pedro in the suit vs Lateef or Brendon because of how he holds his arms lmao

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

A city of over 200,000 people and they couldn't even get more than 300 signatures 🤣

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Not one single stylist at the catalog shoot realized this look is just Sexy Smee?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I really do not understand how NYC mayors happen -- do you all let the rats get a vote too or what's going on

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

Gayle King said they replicated Alan Shepard's flight, so now I must assume they all pissed their pants before launch

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

lmao. turns out that was load-bearing DEI

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

They said the same things 100 years ago and they’ll say the same things 100 years from now.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

per Van Hollen, El Salvador wouldn't let him into CECOT, which seems notable given that multiple House Republicans have photos of themselves inside grinning and giving a thumbs-up Abu Ghraib-style

submitted 4 days ago • 55 comments

I hardly knew p'er

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

my cartoon in this week’s @newyorker.com has a punchline that it seems is indecipherable to many

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments