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Once placed third in an apple pie eating contest. War Eagle - lives in Huntsville, Alabama but leans hard left.
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Pedro Pascal responding to transphobia on social media: “I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” (via @charliejane.bsky.social) [capitalfm.com]

What a treasure! Is there anything better than Charles Barkley on the mic?

The eleven year old just told her teenage tutor that I was ‘an alcohol person.’ So…that’s fantastic. 🤡

Can’t wait for all the CIA ops officers to email what they did last week. This is a super smart and totally not dumb and illegal idea by a person who’s definitely not drugged out of his gourd and surrounded by tender-handed tough talkers.

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

Good news: the teenager isn’t being overly dramatic at all.

Three years ago I made a list of ‘how to fix my kids’ because that’s something rational people do. 🤡

I’ve bought a lot of stupid stuff off of TikTok but here’s a purchase I don’t regret: these yellow plastic medicine labels that you can write on.

Just went over the eleven year old’s memory verse with her and she said ‘well, that doesn’t sound right.’ 🤡😏

The #1 reported reason people avoid doctor’s appointments is because they’re afraid of finding out they have a serious illness. If you have that fear, that’s normal and you’re not alone. Also remember, there is basically no serious illness that isn’t less serious if you catch it sooner.

I don’t know who made this but…yeah.

I would assume that’s exactly what it was.

I'm going to be hosting the Project for Awesome in about an hour. I've got a microscope and *maybe* a surprise device to show projectforawesome.com

I’m not doomscrolling I’m just in my calamity era

Do you need some comic relief? One of my miscreants signed himself up for the act and this was the picture he used. I mean, he’s literally shirtless.

"We took out the Fugitive Slave Act language" is where are in Alabama.

At the doctor’s office today someone’s phone rang and the ringtone was cat’s meowing the Rockytop theme.

Cleaned one of the teenagers room. Whyyyyyyy

Believe it or not, Alabama is blessed with some of the best political writers in the country. @johnarchibald.bsky.social, @warondumb.bsky.social and @joshmoonal.bsky.social. And the guy that wrote this piece, @brianlyman.bsky.social.

Hey #Auburn students, just thought you should know that, in 1997, this travesty of a fake ID my ex-boyfriend at #GeorgiaTech made was good enough to get me into any bar.

He’s seen some things…

Perfectly normal text to send to your college freshman, right?

This Duke loss would be a whole lot more fun if it didn’t mean Bama was going to be sitting at number one.

@elrodclyde.bsky.social Welcome. It’s a little clunkier than twitter was before Musk destroyed it but I’m hoping it gets easier to find your people.

When you ‘forgot’ to tell your husband you made a major purchase… #WarEagle

Skipping thru downtown Atlanta last night.

@alextpnews.bsky.social Hey - Since you used to work in HSV, do you know of any organizations that help the undocumented?

They should make a lightbulb that says “ah fuck!” right before it burns out

Afghan allies who risked their lives for America must live in hiding in Afghanistan but white South Africans can come here as refugees? Transparently pathetic.

I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

True.

USAID, currently being shut down by Elon Musk, purchases about $2 billion annually in rice, wheat, lentils, and peas from American farmers.

An SEC hoops fan watching Wednesday night games after their team won on Tuesday:

The Forever Booked account on TikTok is fantastic. The author just rails on the Berenstein Bears and it is hilarious.

Finally deleted my Twitter account. I’ve been inactive for ages but man did I get a lot of pleasure from it before it turned it a hellscape.

Happy BLACK History Month. I read Black books every month but I got two stacks for y'all. First stack is books by Black authors I loved and the second are the ones I’m getting to. #booksky

Okay February, you seem nice, but I just got out of a VERY toxic relationship with January so I’m not looking for anything too serious right now. So we can hang, we can have some fun, but the second you make me cry I am OUT