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I'm looking forward to the Women's Euros, but the Club World Cup can get to fuck. How much? Well, in football's absence I've started really getting into Rugby League. I don't think I can ever forgive FIFA for this.

they say the singularity will be when AI can write AI. And at that point we'll be doomed. I'd like to thank Microsoft and Nvidia starting that too early and it fucking up their AI stuff.

I don't like how Reddit gives you a free upvote when you post. I'd rather it just die a death ...just like this post.

I've actively not been posting on anything recently. Avoiding social media. Avoiding media. Trying to live my best live. Anyway ...WW3?

I'm hoping the thunder doesn't happen tomorrow. Not only am I out doing stuff in it, but usually I dodge it and there is a complete lack of lovely thunder and lightning to enjoy from the comfort of my home.

You would think most immigrants to the UK were asylum seekers if you listen to the Media but it is less than 4%. And the housing shortage? 1945-1979 - 5,000,000 council houses built. 1980-2025 - 250,000 council houses built. That's why.

wow, I wonder who could have seen this coming (everyone. everyone did.)

@rfredw.bsky.social Happy birthday!

In amongst all the excitement I fear many have missed this outstanding bit of trolling by Friedrich Merz. The Chancellor gifted Trump a gilded framed copy of his grandfather’s German birth certificate... reminding Americans that Trump is both the child and grandchild of migrants.

Answering emails in my style? You mean spending 45 minutes formulating a three-line response and then worrying for hours that I've somehow said something deeply offensive to the recipient?

Walk on fare for two from London to York at 4pm on a Monday: £345*. "Demand pricing helps smooth overcrowding and gives us all a better railway!" Peak trains:

The most enduringly successful TV show format is "bald man runs a crystal-powered enterprise"

"I've got a brand new content harvester"

all I see is this

absolutely magical, perfect, superb

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Thanks Villa!

Tried to see how many Sunderland were getting beat by. Fair ...

The kids are going to their grandparents this week. I have to keep reminding their mum to not phrase it as "getting rid of"

Watching Rugby on the other side of the world. The commentator must be from New Zealand as it's all about getting a result to get into the "Top Sex"

Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig

There are a lot of football club owners annoyed to find out that they could have banned Gary Neville from commentating at their ground for all these years.

I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now

How can we sell manly men a sponge?

The UK audience seemed to vote for all the worst songs. We deserve zero back.

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one thing I respect about medieval beekeepers is their total commitment to looking like Doctor Who villains

He must have Golf tomorrow

It's what football's all about. There is probably more of a spring in the country's step now than after an England win. Barring a few postcodes.

You can point to any decision or mistake made, but Man City never showed that they deserved to take anything from that. Well done, Palace.

Palace 1 -Man City 10mins

How the hell is this even FA Cup final day if I’m not seeing the teams having breakfast in their hotels, followed by shaky helicopter footage of the buses making their way to Wembley. Sort it out.