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akbholloman.bsky.social
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

I have a masters in cybersecurity and was considered too inexperienced for a job recently so this is very cool to hear

Our coalition is a peaceful resistance—a group of tree-huggers dedicated to keeping Americans informed.

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It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”

This is written by the bishop who stood up to Orange Voldemort. Everyone should be buying this. It's available on Amazon for $14. I'm an atheist and I'm buying it. #booksky

I love this so much! At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions. This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.

Incline plank on mom’s face! 10/10 workout plan. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Mom life be like…

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Back on the grind tomorrow

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.