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submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

100% thought this was real

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

it's funny that we went from "10x developers" to "the weighted average stackoverflow post" as being the key success for a company but then again "people who work unpaid overtime" are always going to be replaced with "outsourcing to the lowest bidder" so i guess that's just how things work out

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submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine going to your job at the "pretending to be born yesterday" factory

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The gravel maze thing in Madison Sq Park healed me today

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I HAPPENED TO ME: A pigeon grazed my head with his wing after flying too close to me

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

*big steam whistle goes off* day's over, boys. walk away from your work computers and get on home to your loving home computers

submitted 25 days ago • 33 comments

bill de blasio in park slope, ordering his breakfast sandwich as “mi sandwich especial” and quoting the onion headline omg www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

submitted 25 days ago • 83 comments

i'm going to lose my mind

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Contrary to the pundit class’ insistence, someone talking to you on public transit has been so reviled for so long there was a painting about it 150 years ago

submitted 33 days ago • 72 comments

Every time I go on the internet during one of these white house press briefings, seeing the videos, even with the sound off, is nauseating

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I take a little walk through Gramercy after work so I can feel older than dirt itself

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

who watches the weight watchers?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

remembering when democrats elected him house oversight chair over AOC 2 months ago talking about him like this

submitted 33 days ago • 86 comments

degrowth should probably start with mark zuckerberg’s $300,000,000 yacht and not like your cousin’s adderall

submitted 33 days ago • 11 comments

Dear Canadians: Please, please, from the bottom of my heart, please vote in today's election. Take it from a USian. Polls can be off, high turnout does *not* mean your side is winning. Your vote is more needed than you know. I am not allowed to vote. I hope in the next election, I will be able to.

submitted 33 days ago • 17 comments

They have played us for absolute fools etc

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

8 very strong questions

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

hey quick question... is Judge Dugan still in the country or... @schumer.senate.gov you up?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

If you die at Colonial Williamsburg, you die in real life too.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe judge can do a form of escape room contempt where they fly a U.S. attorney to a random ICE detention center, confiscate his electronics, give him one phone call and 24 hours to file something showing cause as to why the government is not in contempt of court.

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Look at this Canarsie/Brownsville tough guy street cat

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

submitted 40 days ago • 810 comments

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

submitted 40 days ago • 448 comments

The bar is so good damn low

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

blocking people rules

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

FFS I got death threats about making Optimus Prime the wrong kind of truck when I wrote the TRANSFORMERS movie. Do the job or get out of the way.

submitted 44 days ago • 106 comments