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Writer, Actor, Stand Up Comedian, father & hopelessly in love. Nazis are, and will always be, evil sh*t. He/Him
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What’s with MAGAt’s fascination with male genitalia?

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It always comes down to management vs labor. The needs of the few & greedy outweighing the needs of the rest: always... (Trust me: this is a pro socialist post)

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I want to post something positive at least once a day: the more he grasps the more elusive adulation becomes. Elon Musk will never receive love, or compassion or inner peace. He dies isolated and embittered.

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Steve Bannon is what you get when you combine eczema, a fatty liver and rotting death

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So where does Stephen Miller's wife end up after the split?

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Maybe we won’t have to hit the streets. If this keeps up at this pace, they’ll devour each other right before our eyes. My money’s on Vance being next…

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The relationship this country has with money is so fucking grotesque

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Meanwhile: Elon Musk has completely jumped into the k-hole…

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*Earthworms are funny in the sense that they’re neither Earth nor worms. I’m letting chatgbt write my posts

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CALLING FOR A GENERAL STRIKE

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Mike Lindel is what you get when you combine styrofoam, methamphetamine and beef tallow

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So let’s get this straight, Elon bought Pennsylvania for Trump, and then didn’t get: a tax credit for Tesla; extended White House employment status; Starlink at FAA; and his friend to lead NASA. At first glance looks like Trump fucked over another vendor.

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The Republican Party is a terrorist organization.

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CALLING FOR A GENERAL STRIKE

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Daily routine: -Turn off alarm -Pee -Turn on coffee maker -Visit internet, checking to see if he's died -Say a little prayer, thankful that tomorrow's another day

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I bet you Andrew Cuomo makes out with his own reflection.

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I want to post something positive at least once a day: Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

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I'm a lifelong progressive liberal, and proud of it. That said: Bill Clinton can fuck all the way off.

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CALLING FOR A GENERAL STRIKE

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Curtis Yarvin is what you get when you combine Atlas Shrugged with Mein Kampf and axle grease

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I want to post something positive at least once a day: Elon Musk will never know true happiness, or love or genuine kindness from another person.

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Lindsey Graham is drunk and also a drunk; so he’s got that going for him.

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Feels like Trump, Noem, ICE et al are trying to provoke us into an uprising. Weeee!!!

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My theories for Elon’s shiner: 1. K-hole nod that led to Elon hitting his face on coffee table. 2. Grimes threw a bottle at Elon’s head 3. Elon had assistant punch him in face so as to make ‘it’ look like an inside job.

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THEY’RE NOT LYING TO BE BELIEVED. THEY’RE LYING TO BE REPEATED.

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We’re not talking enough about how great Beyoncé’s halftime show (Dec 2024) in Houston was…

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The god's-honest truth is that we need women of color to be running this country.

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The scuttlebutt going around Team TACO is that Stephen Miller's wife allowed Elon to take her butt virginity...

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Banning these 3 things will save the planet: fossil fuels, billionaires and Nazis

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Elon Musk snorting adderall off of the ass of Stephen Miller's wife...

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Stephen Miller is what you get when you mix septic run off with Roy Chon's pre cum, and lizard skin

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CALLING FOR A GENERAL STRIKE

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I want to post something positive at least once a day: Despots usually end up cowering in some dank hole, eventually getting capped in the face.

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White, cis-gendered, American men have have been bitching for the last 15 yrs about political correctness, Me Too, the woke mind virus, DEI, CRT, project 1619. So in response they worship a hateful, ignorant, stinking coward and his circus of psychopaths. The Great Replacement couldn't happen sooner

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Bet ya my house that this ghoul has eaten at least 3 human babies in the past year

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I give it 6 months before Jake Tapper is accused of some truly dark shit; that’s when he’ll go full TEAM TACO

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Gavin Newsom will represent the moderates in the Great American Re-Immigration Camps

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True, an honest look at human history reveals almost continuous cruelty --all cultures have a murderous past. But Europeans hold the dubious honor of industrializing depravity.

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I think we can trace all our troubles back to the time when “literally” became the catchall word for everything.

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The man is a drug-addled ghoul. A runaway megalomaniac hopped-up on Ketamine, magic mushrooms, and sleeping pills; but everything’s fine.

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I’m still partial to PROJECT 8647

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So to dispel concerns about his drug use, Musk shows up high as Fuck to a press conference

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I don’t usually repost myself. But in light of the wife swapping going on at the White House, this one seems prescient…

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I want to post something positive at least once a day: Bernie Kerik was never able to redeem himself.

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Big reveal in 2095: it’s discovered that the human species is indeed from outer space sent to ostensibly destroy an otherwise peaceful planet; a sleeper cell of sorts.

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Bernie Kerik's last words: "Hey, look! Hitler's in heaven..."

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Fuck off AI. Go help save an endangered species, or go cure childhood cancer or help solve global poverty. Get the fuck out of the arts

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