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Hey have y'all heard about this crazy new dance the MAGAts are doing? It's called the Sieg Hiels

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Providing safe spaces so they can Sieg Hiels

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I realize I'm late to the party but it needs to be said: David Lee Roth is the Liberace of hair bands

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Welcome to the resistance Gen. C.Q. Brown

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What's the matter? Are y'all too woke to call a "Nazi gesture" by it's true name (Sieg Hiels)?

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So many of today’s career politicians are exactly as Churchill would have described them, sheep in sheep’s clothing.

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I realize this isn't much consolation, however, know this for a fact: Elon Musk will never be happy, never content, never at peace with himself. He will forever seek outside validation. The smallest threat to his little ego will only send him deeper into his K-holes. He's irredeemable, cursed. 😃

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Elon's like: Hey that's my thing

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"I'm afraid of the political violence I helped foment by not convicting Trump when I had the chance (2x)..." is the most perverse expression of Republican co-dependency, ever.

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Tommy Tuberville's CTE is not advancing fast enough

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As a thought experiment: what would happen if most, if not all, of the FBI agents walked off their jobs?

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We need to develop a medication that cures smart people of evil intentions. The med would relieve the sufferer from urges of murder, of manipulating others, of greed, of envy, of treacherous lying. I believe it would be more impactful than a cure for cancer. (Sorry there's no cure for the dumb.)

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We are witnessing the high water mark in the cesspool that is Trump Land

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For all the FBI agents about to be fired: welcome to the resistance

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Elon in a K Hole

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Nazis on one side and irredeemable cowards on the other. Fuck both camps till the cows come home.

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Like in Spartacus: “I’m Adam Schiff!”

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To all of those about to get purged from the military: Welcome to the resistance.

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Framing some Republicans as fearful of Trump is misguided. They’re actually loving the power grab. They’re all totally fascists. There no longer exists “reasonable Republicans.” To portray them as anything other than as Nazis is giving them cover.

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Mitch McConnell to spend more time with his yawning immorality and soullessness

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Pulling out the same type of device on a traffic stop that was used to beat police officers on Jan 6 is probably not the best plan.

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Never forget: Charlie Munger and Warren Buffet had Elon Musk pegged as an idiot years ago. Never bet against the value guys...

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Captain Chaos sounds like a shitty cartoon villain in some 70's PSA that warns kids about the dangers of playing hooky

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Captain Chaos is the dumbest, most flaccid attempt at a burn I've heard in a long while, especially when 2% Hitler is right there for the taking.

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The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, America won the Vietnam War, and the French did 9/11. This is the world we live in.

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Like, we all know that Elon Musk is a Ketamine addict: right? How do we all know? You ask. Because he told us…

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Have you confirmed your hatred of NAZIS today?

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New job titles for JD Vance: -Vice President to the Vice President -Second Lady -Sad Boy -Head Ineffectual Sociopath

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Brazil. Fucking Brazil Is outpacing us at prosecuting their dictators…

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5 impeachable offenses by my count

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You know it’s bad when the fecal parasite is calling out other fecal parasites

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15,567 times now I've read: "Some Republicans are becoming concerned over Trump's disregard for..."

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Your daily reminder: NAZIS FUCKING SUCK

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I agree. Elon musk puts out a serious Orwellian vibe. But instead of big brother, Musk's more of a cricket eating lizard man

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Whenever they say DEI must die, I say Unionize Everything. Whenever they say woke-mind virus, I say $25.00 minimum wage. Whenever they say drain the swamp, I say TAX THE 1% Whenever they say trickle-down economics, I say Universal Healthcare Whenever the call me a marxist, I say #EatTheRich

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I’m the dairy farmer running to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District. Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?

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Eric Adams has always been, and will always be a stupid cop

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I feel like now is a good time for Costco to challenge Amazon in the internet space.

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I'm about to pitch my idea for a superhero over at Marvel. He's called Dove Man and he can sort-of summon doves telepathically (though he can only get so close to them). He uses his powers (sparingly) during his shifts[s] as a neighborhood watchman. Wish me luck🤞🤞🤞🕊️

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"Hi Elon, it's me, JD... Vance, JD Vance. Yeah hi, ha-ha, that was funny--yeah, no really funny. What? You want me to--say that--Right now? Um Ok: that was the funniest thing I've heard all day--week. yes, all week. So Elon, I was hoping that I could get your permission to speak to CNN" JD Vance

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Your Daily Recommended Dose: THE ONLY GOOD NAZI IS A DEAD NAZI

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Everyday you need to be saying, out loud so that people hear you: NAZIS FUCKING SUCK!

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"Let them eat Dogecoin" Elon Musk, 2027

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hate to sound militant, but here we are. so many dem politicians are woefully ill prepared, woefully ill suited and lack the fundamental character needed to meet this moment against these fascist shit guzzlers. as Churchill would have said: they are sheep in sheep's clothing...

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Sex With Elon Musk: He demands that you take your clothes off. He mounts you --never looking you in the eye. 3 and one half strokes later he grunts and collapses onto you. You may or may not hear some faint sobbing. Next day there are 3 dogecoins in tour PayPal account

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