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akrs.me
Dad, Tinkerer, Dish Wrangler. let’s be honest, we’ve got bike posts and the occasional cat pic here.
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heck yeah, sun is out for commutes

I have begun commuting primary via bike, and probably 70% of my ride is this, which is wonderful, and lovely, and I wish y’all could have this commute as well.

inside you are two wolves inside me are about three dozen little baby flies that i swallowed because i rode my bike along the waterfront during mating season so we’re basically the same

Took a package down to the post office, also got the boys some two wheel time in.

I feel like this is the explicit goal of parking minimums in the South Bay

um

“hey I need to degrease some bike parts, you got anything?” “here, use this dawn dish soap.” “oh no, these sea birds were covered in spilled crude oil” “here, use this dawn dish soap.” “hey, have something to clean these dirty dishes?” “buddy, you’re not gonna believe this…”

me too little bike rack, me too.

anyone have a good way to get a single 24QT milk crate that doesn’t involve larceny?

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

Junior #carryshitolympics entry: Costco groceries and a Costco box of diapers on nothing but a mildly overloaded rear rack.

trialed what might be my new commute route this morning. I could get used to this

RANDOM TARIFF ENCOUNTER TABLE (D8) 1 - 25% 2 - 34% 3 - 10% (but you must buy our chickens) 4 - 49% lovely people but they've been ripping us off 5 - 20% and 2d4 ogres 6 - 31%, roll again on treasure table C 7 - 25% (28% for elves) 8 - Roll again combine both results

love hopping my 100lbs of kid and bike up a 6” curb to park at the island bike rack.

"No one uses the bike lanes." This bike lane is always full because it's: - Separated from traffic - Connects popular destinations - Has few gaps (relatively for SD)

I created a new branch of math recently: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/branch

I hope you get the chance to ride a bike today.

I have defeated my ancient nemesis, and gotten the printer to vomit forth the document I need. Now I just gotta see why that raspberry pi isn’t booting up, and my technology will once again be functional.

water? from the sky? in my Los Angeles?

@profanity.accountant

Texting my supplier (bike shop) for more stuff (bike parts)

Los Angeles bike path status report: There continues to be no snow to speak of. The strand is also pretty sand free!

State bicycle factory seems much easier to run…. www.latimes.com/environment/...

Terrible DnD warlock patron idea: Get one of them tiny little language models that can just barely stay coherent (or even a simple Markov model), give the DM control over the system prompt, give the player the user input.