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akwake.bsky.social
Actor, writer, musician, he/him/they/them. Pan and polyam. About as much of an 80s kid as possible, being born in 1980.
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Lysistrata opens on Friday, we run for three weeks, and if you want to do me a solid, you'll come and watch it and enjoy it. It's been a LOT of hard work, it's about smashing the patriarchy, it's raunchy, it's hilarious, there are glitter erections and we NEED BUTTS IN SEATS!

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So, for some reason, I won't go into the reason but you could probably figure it out, my brain came up with a new term for the results of delving too greedily and too deep: a Bowel-rog. If this ever caught on, I'm not sure if I would or wouldn't want credit

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us

submitted 428 days ago • 31 comments

Hmm, 1986, Asimov, Foundation and Earth. Sad how this has become even more accurate

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When I made dinner tonight, I was not expecting what I ended up with. I sautéed onions, added a tempura sauce base (for soy sauce), some lemon juice, ground beef, beer, cooked it down. Added cheese (two kinds of cheddar) and elbow noodles. I had made homemade Hamburger Helper. It was tasty though.

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Holy shit! Looking at memories from the book of face for today, and it's the 3rd Anniversary of when I first heard of @cknightwrites.bsky.social because of the story of the neighbor's kid. Later they became editor for @probablyacryptid.elikwake.com

submitted 529 days ago • 1 comment

Brassica xkcd.com/2827

submitted 531 days ago • 29 comments

I'm sure some people might object to 9/11 jokes but to be fair I don't think any joke will be quite as disrespectful as *everything that happened in America following 9/11*.

submitted 531 days ago • 6 comments

trans women are so fucking cute, pass it on 😘

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Eastern Tiger Swallowtail Feeling marginally better today, so I spent some time in the garden with the Z8 and some fast glass and got this.

submitted 552 days ago • 8 comments

Brown Pelican a fraction of a second before impact More images of diving pelicans from today's road trip along Mobile Bay, along with technical info, on my Instagram: instagram.com/stonekettle/

submitted 538 days ago • 9 comments

A Red-Mantled Saddlebags Dragonfly in the bright noon sun Fort Pickens nature trail, Santa Rosa Island, Florida.

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The Jewish “Question.” The Negro “Problem.” The Trans “Issue.” Maybe people existing shouldn’t be a question, issue, or problem that’s up for debate. If you’re framing people’s humanity and existence as some kind of both sides debate you’re probably not a good person.

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