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@playoverwatch @blizzardent.bsky.social @god please let me auto avoid anyone with a KSA profile picture in overwatch PLEAAAASE

so much to do. not enough time

I ordered something from aliexpress and it got shipped within 3 hours. holy shit.

I do get waves of embarrassment about how much I play overwatch, but every now and again I'll see someone with 300 hours per comp season and I'm like. yeah... I'm alright.

Brian Molko charged with defamation for calling Meloni a fascist - he's right doe.

I must I must I must increase my bust

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

the kid who wore this every day in high school is now firing people in the NIH for woke

Kale, cheese and broccoli quiche :D

uhhhh.....no?

deadbeat of the decade (she just deleted this reply lol)

turning off windows defender is probably what having sex without a condom with a stranger feels like

hey guys remember when they found that tampons have lead in them? whatever happened with that?

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can't wait for iced mocha weather

British supermarkets might look inexpensive compared to America.. but we're still being paid 2003 wages and being charged 2025 petrol and rent prices.

this is fucking insane

someone just tried this

I wanted to make the February 14th: masturbate gloomily joke but I wasnt feeling it last night

I gotta self-moderate on Bluesky because people here are sensitive so if someone draws a picture of a cute elf and I reply "I NEED TO GET HIM PREGNANT" they might actually get mad at me instead of Tumblr and Twitter where the artist will then post a picture of his silky elf pussy.

My landlord refuses to do anything about our mould problem unless it's specifically black mould that's growing, so if I ever start posting like JK Rowling, it's not me, it's the mould.

TikTok please stop giving me condom ads #femalevirgin

I don't have a valentine's in a "non conformation to capitalist ideals" kind of way not a "I'm ugly and I hate myself" kind of way

winton overwat

undefeated

another female would-be school shooter. women in male fields 😍😍😍

Every time someone proudly posts "so I asked chatgpt" they're saying something *incredibly* fucking embarrassing without realizing it. It's like walking into a party absolutely covered in dogshit and not understanding why all these people are being so mean and rude

I thought this was a she wants revenge reference not a political thing

her nipples were poking right out of her gown if boobs could be wings she'd be flying around as i grew older i made up my mind i'd get me the biggest ones i could find!!!

7 Stages of Pen Grief: 1. Realizing it doesn't work 2. Scribbling on the notebook 3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever 4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning 5. Sucking on the ballpoint 6. Scribbling on the notebook some more 7. Throwing it across the room

goodbye paladins stop system hello overwatch shop system

everyone's been referring to Serena Williams as "drakes ex" and not SERENA WILLIAMS THE TENNIS PLAYER??? HELLLO????

I’ve had friends refer to other YouTubers I know “my coworkers” and it always makes me laugh Working hard at the video factory

i hope everyone's having fun. i don't watch football so i'm doing other stuff

I hate that all voice assistants are women

If you want to stop kids from doing nos cannisters/balloons/whip-its just refer them to how Kanye's doing these days

RE:superbowl breast cancer ad. if you ever need a good example of pandering to the male gaze, that was it. I get the message, but they're guilty of doing the exact same thing they're condemning. make tits 99% of the ad so they have a single second of run time left for actual health messaging. fail.