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Hag, shitposter, Libra, ecology PhD Candidate, Arianator, communist Views are mine & I wanna make em yours MN girl (28) studying birds & light pollution in Appalachian OH & I think the ending of LOST was perfect. follow me for more takes
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19 birdhouses have been assembled

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going to Willem’s to build 15 bird houses today bc Ants and human vandals destroyed some of mine

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I think two things are true 1) Mr Noodle killed himself 2) Elmos closet is a gateway to Dante’s second circle of hell

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I’m feeling really confident that we’re going into this one knowing it’s 100% organic and GMO free

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That’s why I thought there were so few cat figurines when I ate there

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my boss’s kid gave her Norovirus so no shark dissection lab today 😖

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I may be 4 years into my PhD but the hardest work I’ve ever done was train her as a sniper

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what if you were friends with someone for years and then found out they have a typewriter font hakuna matata tattoo

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Green Day is still cool

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So conclave? 👉👈

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my mom cut our phone call short because her and my dad are going to see the Led Zeppelin movie which will be cathartic for my father who literally had tickets in his hands when John Bonham died and that tour got cancelled

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Reporting from the Athens Ohio Kroger

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re: the infinite monkey theorem in which a monkey randomly writes the works of Shakespeare I think if you change the criteria to Chitty chitty bang bang the odds would be appreciably closer to a chance that can be rationalized by the human mind

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just saw a guy that my friend used to hook up with walk out of the liquor store on Monday at 4:30 pm ikdfr

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I still don't think it's sunk in to many that after February 20th, there ain't no study sections.

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Mikey Madison wins the BAFTA Award for Best Actress.

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I cant believe I am legally married

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can’t believe I’m skipping bowling with my friends to go to the bar with my PI

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Watching The Last Samurai (2003) and he’s having dinner with the family of a man he killed trying to act normal and I said “what if he started doing the thumb trick to the little kid” (see photo) and then 10 minutes later there’s a scene of him literally doing that I’m in tears

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It’s been buried in all the news today, but every scientist in the US should pay attention to this: Mike Lauer went out on a limb for us all, sending out a memo saying institutes should start awarding grants. And it looks like Trump/Musk fired him for that. 🧪

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ah, so the goal is to deprive liberal women of life-saving medication to make them a less potent political force. got it.

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these guys spent 60 kajillion dollars to make a computer forget how to do math

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I’m being yelled at on Reddit for having one of the most milquetoast regular ass opinions of all time (Narnia books are best read in chronological order). Online is such a vicious place

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At last, a health secretary who’ll do something about miasma

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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

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bagel restaurant playing Enter Sandman let’s fucking go

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I had a good idea for the opening scene of an Oscar winning film at 2am. But no plot to go with it. Christopher Nolan if you see this dm me

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