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alana.kald.win
the name's pronounced A-lay-na 🏳️‍⚧️ cutie with a booty vidja games/surfskates/hallucinogens/cats a better world is just on the other side of some smashed-in fascist faces PDX
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Something is misaligned, but I'm not sure if it's the bidet, or my butthole

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it took a weird amount of trial and error to get this dang handle to incorporate a subdomain

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Neon Genesis Evangilligan

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we love protests and free speech unless the protests and free speech target our power structures. that should be illegal, and frankly makes you look like a real jerk

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Did u ever wanna suck dick so bad that you learned to do it to yourself?

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I was 10 years old on 9/11/2001 and my reaction was, "What's the big deal? Doesn't America do that kind of stuff to other countries all the time?"

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I still can't believe Foxy Shazam and Plague Vendor are coming to Portland on the same damn night. Don't make me choose between my children! (I choose Foxy)

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I just wrapped up my first term back in school since dropping out in 2011. Gay A's, motherfucker! (like straight A's, but I'm rly gay) I'll have that degree in Psychology before you know it, give or take a societal collapse

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don’t keep anything that makes u lose urself

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it is I, the corporate world's hottest pop vocalist, Business Spice

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*someone new joins the group chat* my diseased brain: welcome to the gockenspiel recital

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Raz is annoyed at the lack of attention

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The past tense of bike (verb) is boke "No, I don't have a car. I boke here."

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I looked up how cat years work and I am obsessed with the fact that Raz is like 47 and Kiryu's in his 20s already

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All of this was so deeply true for me, and not understanding it is what kept me from finding myself until I was 31

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I've been saying for 15 years that we need to invent testicle cleavage

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I just took a nap, and it's hard to imagine waking up to a more heartwarming sight than Kiryu and Raz all snuggled up by my legs #cats

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Is there any game that's comparable to Psychonauts 2? I can't think of another 3D platformer with such a well-told story at its center (plus the jokes!) Ratchet & Clank, Sly Cooper, and Prince of Persia: Sands of Time come to mind as playing in the same space, but Psychonauts does it better, imo

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I'll start tucking my dick once capitalism has been dismantled. May we all bulge towards a brighter tomorrow!

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Submitting a detailed bug report, then seeing the developer fix it and push a new version of the software within hours is pretty damn dope.

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One thing I love about being trans is that it gives me this hard line of demarcation in my past. It's easier to understand cringe behavior that other person engaged in. He was a miserable asshole sometimes, but thankfully I'm nothing like him!

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🩵 my homemade magic mushroom microdose capsules 🍄

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I don't have words for the insularity of my mother's worldview. It's a fuckin' miracle that I'm as radical as I am

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I believe the love between Raz and I is mutual #cats

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I've been using Linux recently and the smugness it makes me feel is divine. You guys raved about everything except the smugness. You should lead with that next time you sell it to the mainstream

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I cackled lmao, Deep Space 9 is a treasure #startrek

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Doing homework and listening to jazz with my kitty soulmate sleeping on my chest... pretty wonderful

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Kiryu's a climber! #cat

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The dreams have finally started kicking in (from stopping my cannabis use) Yesterday, I dreamt that I was in what appeared to be a version of San Francisco that only had skyscrapers. I got shot and went to a hospital, where nobody helped me.

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