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Scala lover, lucky to work at Stuart Engineering 🚴🧑🏻‍💻 Mostly interested in software but also maths, physics and politics (Barberà del Vallès and Catalunya). Proudly catalan 💪🏻
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How could anyone be that dumb, and why do some people think he's smart?

Hermosa de froquilla

It's the darndest thing. Folks tell me their code's over-abstracted because teams went too far with refactoring. But when I observe those teams working on that code, I don't see *any* refactoring going on at all. I think mayhaps that speculative generality's the real culprit here.

Cuando miramos al cielo por la noche, muchos nos maravillamos con la inmensidad del universo, pero puede que no nos paremos a pensar que lo que vemos es una minucia comparado con lo que es. Aproximadamente, el 70% del universo es energía oscura (lo que hace que se expanda cada vez a más velocidad)

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Ha arribat el dia. Demà canviem l'hora de nou al recontraputíssim horari d'estiu. Així doncs, recupero el fil que vaig fer a l'altra banda sobre per què heu de deixar de queixar-vos de l'hora a la que es pon el Sol i començar a cremar contenidors. 👇

Dinamarca hauria de revocar la concessió de la base nord-americana de Groenlàndia, i més quan aquesta serveix a partir d'avui per causar intromissió a la política domèstica danesa. La política d'apaivagament amb Trump no servirà de res, com no va servir amb Putin.

The number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills. Norway - 0 UK - 0 France - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal - 0 Denmark - 0 Australia - 0 Iceland - 0 Italy - 0 Finland - 0 Ireland - 0 Germany - 0 Netherlands - 0 Sweden - 0 Japan - 0 Canada - 0 United States - 643k

El señor Alejandro Fernández ha soltado este discurso tildando de "nauseabundo" y "siniestro" la educación sexual integral en niños y niñas de 3 años. Y yo os voy a explicar por qué lo siniestro es no querer realizarla. "Impartir educación sexual a niños de 3 años yo no lo+

Seriously, I love Scala but working with Scala 3 and IntelliJ is being a nightmare. Tried to import the project as BSP. Gets stuck (10 mins so far). CPU doing "something" who knows what. BTW project is ridiculously small. #scala

Nadie creyó a Mpemba cuando explicó lo que había experimentado con el agua. 🧊 👨‍🎓 @divulgameteo.bsky.social te lo explica en su artículo dominical. 

@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu Here’s a potent idea for Europe: allow member states to charge VAT on online ads served within their borders. Why should platforms like Meta earn ad revenue from EU audiences without paying VAT locally?

Comencen a arribar les dades de venda del mes de febrer. 🥰https://electrek.co/2025/03/03/tesla-tsla-sales-are-still-crashing-in-europe-in-february/

Para disgusto de los amantes de la paleodieta, resulta que consistía, principalmente, en alimentos vegetales. 

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

El Tibidabo amb boira és una cosa.

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A brilliant piece of diplomatic theatre today. After Russian drones again violated Moldova’s airspace & exploded close to populated areas, the Russian ambassador was summoned to the Foreign Ministry. As he entered the meeting, he was confronted with parts of the exploded drones. (🎥 IPN, Moldova)

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

La superposición de 2 movimientos armónicos simples en direcciones perpendiculares da lugar a las figuras de Lissajous. Son curvas cerradas si el cociente entre las frecuencias es un número racional. #Divulgamadrid

De fet tota l'habitació és un homenatge a l'univers inquietant de David Lynch.

Un póster de Mulholland Drive guarda dol per la mort de David Lynch sobre el meu llit

Functional Programming self-affirmations: 1. Parse, Don’t Validate 2. Make Illegal States Unrepresentable 3. Errors as values 4. Functional Core, Imperative Shell 5. Smart Constructor Repeat daily in front of a mirror for 2 minutes.

This is a perfect sentence: "All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."

“Inefficient workflows, technological shifts and insecure executives can all be the cause of wasted time, which equates to higher budgets.” This can also apply to other industries 😒