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Scala lover, lucky to work at Stuart Engineering 🚴🧑🏻‍💻 Mostly interested in software but also maths, physics and politics (Barberà del Vallès and Catalunya). Proudly catalan 💪🏻
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Para disgusto de los amantes de la paleodieta, resulta que consistía, principalmente, en alimentos vegetales. 

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

El Tibidabo amb boira és una cosa.

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A brilliant piece of diplomatic theatre today. After Russian drones again violated Moldova’s airspace & exploded close to populated areas, the Russian ambassador was summoned to the Foreign Ministry. As he entered the meeting, he was confronted with parts of the exploded drones. (🎥 IPN, Moldova)

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

La superposición de 2 movimientos armónicos simples en direcciones perpendiculares da lugar a las figuras de Lissajous. Son curvas cerradas si el cociente entre las frecuencias es un número racional. #Divulgamadrid

De fet tota l'habitació és un homenatge a l'univers inquietant de David Lynch.

Un póster de Mulholland Drive guarda dol per la mort de David Lynch sobre el meu llit

Functional Programming self-affirmations: 1. Parse, Don’t Validate 2. Make Illegal States Unrepresentable 3. Errors as values 4. Functional Core, Imperative Shell 5. Smart Constructor Repeat daily in front of a mirror for 2 minutes.

This is a perfect sentence: "All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."

“Inefficient workflows, technological shifts and insecure executives can all be the cause of wasted time, which equates to higher budgets.” This can also apply to other industries 😒

La cosa MAGA se desmiga. A 20 días de la investidura, los votantes MagaPobres andan a puñaladas tuiteras con la tribu de MagaBillonarios elegida para gobernar por Trump. Todo porque el candidato delincuente, disfrazado de forajido de leyenda, les engatusó con falsas promesas que no piensa cumplir.👇

Hello world of code! Your favorite programming font is now exploring the blue skies. Tune in for updates 💜

MAGAts realizing Elon is gonna eat their face is extremely funny but let me share a personal anecdote. Some have asked "why aren't there more European H-1Bs"? I'm unsure it's true in proportion, and remember that Europeans can get a green card within 2/3 years while Indians need a multiple of that.

Això és terrorífic.

2000 years ago some chick got knocked up and pretended God did it and now I have to hang out with my family and eat ham next to an indoor tree

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One of my life's regrets is that I learned about El Caganer only after I visited Catalonia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer #Christmas #Caganer

The devastation on its way is unimaginable - like nothing humanity has ever witnessed before - and everyone will wish they had been climate activists and ‘hysterics’ when they had the chance. We are in a moment of unprecedented stupidity

Every “Programming is dead” take I’ve seen so far is coming from people who have no clue about programming.

Ara que s'acaba l'any, no oblideu la merda de gent que són els caçadors

"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." - Carl Sagan, in Cosmos (1980) Visualisation of our galactic cluster 💫😲💫✨💫🌌💫 NASA

Lo de los precios en la restauración se les está yendo de las manos. Una pizzeria de Terrassa, hace dos años, por una pizza 14€ (ya era caro). Hoy vale 19€! Estamos locos? Un 35% de sobrecoste en dos años? Debemos tener cara de gilipollas porque en dos años no me han subido el salario ni al IPC.

📍 Calgary, Canada

Si hubierais jugado el EuroMillomes todas las veces desde que se estableció y cada una de ellas hubierais acertado llevándoos los 17 millones de euros... ... no llegaríais ni a un 10% del dinero que tiene Elon Musk actualmente. Eso es lo absurdo e incomprensible de su riqueza.

Gold

Nada más pillar a Luigi Mangione con un Big Mac en las manos, salió en rueda de prensa Josh Saphiro, el delfín demócrata que hoy gobierna Pensilvania (Pennsylvania en idiomas) para decir que, ojo, cuidado, al loro, que el Dioni de aquí "is not a hero." Por colocar, aclaró, a un asesino en su sitio.👇

Doing some Java today (after a looooong time). It amazes me how we've failed as a community to convince people to switch to Scala. Even if the purpose was to have better/concise syntax with expressions. Absolute boilerplate pain in the ass, Java 🫠

Aquesta no la sabia, l'Alemania nazi va regalar unes 20 màquines ENIGMA a Franco el 1936, un model menys avançat, i Espanya als anys 50 encara les feia servir, quan ja s'havia rebentat el xifratge. M'agrada el "para regocigo de los sevicios de espionaje británico y norteamericano"

Todos nos hemos hecho alguna vez la pregunta de si hay vida fuera de la Tierra. Teniendo en cuenta la infinidad de mundos que hay en el universo, a mí me sorprendería que no la hubiera. Pero hay algo que me hace pensar que igual no es tan sencillo. Me explico ⬇️

Intel launched the Pentium processor in 1993. Unfortunately, dividing sometimes gave a slightly wrong answer, the famous FDIV bug. Replacing the faulty chips cost Intel $475 million. I reverse-engineered the circuitry and can explain the bug. 1/9

I need a hero #memsromànics #boladedrac