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Author of horror and weird fiction. Martial Artist. Britstralian. Whisky drinker. Dog lover. Metalhead. He/him. https://alanbaxter.com.au/contact/ (Banner image by Dean Rankine)
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fuck jkr and fuck, in particular, anyone still putting a single fucking penny in that terf bigot shitstain's pocket

regardless of today’s outcome, it is morally indefensible to have a court ruling on something that affects a population, using evidence and findings that did not consult a single member of that population.

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

Stand up and fight for this every step of the way until everyone agrees. #TransWomenAreWomen #TransMenAreMen #NonBinaryPeopleAreValid #TransRightsAreHumanRights

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

no lies detected

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My birthday is coming up. A great celebration for me would be a bunch of book sales. If you feel like celebrating with me, please buy yourself or a loved one a book or two of mine. Presents all around! (Signed copies available through my website too.) 🎁 📖

Years ago we were obsessed with Rayman Legends. Really challenging levels and epic gameplay. There are banging musical boss levels at the end of each section that'll drive you mad. I finally mastered them all and felt the need to record me playing. I just rediscovered that recording!

them: so, how do you plan a book? what's your writing process? me: i have all these ideas and weird shit in my head and i just start kinda juggling it all and try not to go mad

That dragon's name is Bigotry.

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My birthday is coming up. A great celebration for me would be a bunch of book sales. If you feel like celebrating with me, please buy yourself or a loved one a book or two of mine. Presents all around! (Signed copies available through my website too.) 🎁 📖

I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

Even if they are criminals and gang members, NO ONE should be disappeared to a concentration camp. The rule of law applies to EVERYONE.

NFT are dead because none of you actually bought or tried to use them. LEARN FROM THAT.

Just following orders.

Remember when Harper Collins was the only major publisher not to sign the letter protesting the defunding of the IMLS? That sucked. Anyway if you're a Harper author, sign the letter urging them to join their colleagues and get on board. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Years ago we were obsessed with Rayman Legends. Really challenging levels and epic gameplay. There are banging musical boss levels at the end of each section that'll drive you mad. I finally mastered them all and felt the need to record me playing. I just rediscovered that recording!

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If you'd like to know what the project is, you can find out on my Patreon...

I began building a nuclear fall-out shelter in my garden around 15 years ago. In recent years it's just become the wanking shed.

Strong moment from AOC’s speech in Utah

Coincidentally, today I received two publishing contracts (small, but very cool). Both included anti-AI clauses that I had insisted upon. These (see below) are suggested by the Australian Society of Authors, but applicable anywhere. Use them. Protect your rights as a creator. @asauthors.bsky.social

I just ate a Cadbury's Creme Egg for the first time in about 40 years. I wish I hadn't, I regretted it immediately.

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

Just wrapped up the first draft of the second novella in the unexpected new project. Now to think about what comes next...

on the one hand, it's hilarious that there are people out there who really think australia doesn't exist. on the other, shit like this is how the whole world has ended up having to deal with trump, so...

I'm very sad to see the back of this bottle. An excellent dram indeed.

Paddy Pimblett beat Michael Chandler convincingly, which I'm pleased about. But the real icing on that cake is knowing Connor Shitgibbon McGregor bet $500,000 on Chandler and lost it. 😘👌

Sure we can disagree and still be friends. If you're talking about pineapple on pizza or tea vs coffee or some shit. But if you're talking about certain people's right to exist, that's not a disagreement. That's a fundamental difference of morality and no we abso-fucking-lutely cannot be friends.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Trump trying to bully China with trade is so funny. Just such a loser move and shows an utter ignorance of China and Chinese foreign policy. It's embarrassing for America, like everything Trump does.

Nice easter egg from our DM tonight...

Professor Gina Neff of Queen Mary University London told the BBC ChatGPT is "burning through energy", and the data centres used to power it consume more electricity in a year than 117 countries. This is just ChatGPT, not even all Gen AI. Using more electricity than >60% of the world.

It's amazing that 4 congressional Dems voted to make it *illegal for married women to vote*, and the rest of the Dems didn't respond "ok yeah you are not allowed to call yourself a Democrat anymore, we're not going to help fundraise for you, just go fuck yourself"

There is no trans debate. You can't debate the existence of people who exist. There are trans people and there are bigoted shitbirds who want to eliminate trans people. So you stand up for trans folks or you're a bigoted shitbird. There is no debate.