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*pick up work phone* me: Hello NAME OF WORK them: me: hello? Them: Everything alright there? me: Sorry, I couldn't hear y... them (talking over me): So Janet (Janet hasn't worked here for a year), you might not be used to speaking to an AI agen... *put down work phone*

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I've very pleased for you all, but I don't really feel that I have a actually arrived here yet.

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MAke a 23 episode blockbuster budget TV series of The Illuminatus Trilogy.

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Re-record and release the entire back catalogue of my old band, buy all the synths and drum machines ever, build a giant furniture making workshop and ride my platinum plated Honda Zoomer around it

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First image, one part of my student design projects for the Olympic Park, designed 2014. Second image, buildings by established architecture practice , Olympic Park, completed 2017. I'm 95% sure its coincidence, and 5% "Oh really?"

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Went to see Sinners - it looks great and there’s some interesting ideas slightly hinted at, at but at two points I cringed so hard my spleen came out.

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On a train surrounded by people eating bacon rolls that smell VILE, like hot rotting rubber.

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Trying at add a band member to a band on Discogs database it a fucking insanely arcane process. You can only add a band member if they are credited on a release, but you can't credit someone on a release unless they are already listed as an artist

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Denys Wilkinson Building, Department of Nuclear Physics, Oxford 1971 Arup Associates buff.ly/tpY5f6L

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A movie that takes place where you’re from

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