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Writer - @vitalthrills.com and thecryingdad.com, co-host of the @matineeheroes.bsky.social podcast, and Rotten Tomatoes credited reviewer. Steven Spielberg biased. Love to write about and talk about movies. All posts earnest with a hint of sarcasm. He/him.
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What, and I stress, the fuck

submitted 5 hours ago • 8 comments

You don’t get more dad movie (on Father’s Day weekend no less) than this.

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

You don’t get more dad movie (on Father’s Day weekend no less) than this.

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Told ya my mail day freaking ruled. All three of these films are capital-G Great. Oh, my weekend is gonna be good.

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

KRULL is coming to 4K! Awesome. This is me, reaching for it on the shelf.

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Today's HIP POCKET column is about one of the best movies of the '70s. Yes, I'm serious. drewmcweeny.substack.com/p/the-hip-po...

submitted 12 hours ago • 10 comments

Coogler juxtaposing Kurosawa and Ozu - film lovers need to take this man seriously. He is in it for eternity. Ryan Coogler will be one of our greatest filmmakers, and he’s just getting started. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_wz...

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

The “print artists vs. AI” comparison that Gunn makes here re: Lex vs. Superman - nope, not a fan of that analogy.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

It's going to be a great mail day, at least. I got three very highly anticipated movies coming to me.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

So will Josh Gad play Barf’s son Puke? (Save your Gad snark, I like the guy.)

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

OH HELL YES (Now call him Bob “Lone” Starr for the full Bob trifecta)

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In any rational universe, Rick Moranis returning to the screen would be the big news today and the only thing worth talking about. Wish we lived in one.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

The EEPHUS DVD preorders are live on the @musicboxfilms.com / @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social The Limited Edition Blu-ray comes with a set of Adler's/Riverdogs baseball cards, including yours truly. Go get yours.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“It’s worse than I thought. A Druish Princess.”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

“Prepare for Metamorphosis, Kafka!” gets a ton of points for me.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Get Lewis Pullman or we riot (not really, but c'mon, that would be awesome).

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submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

Tired of reading/commenting on this, but for the cheap seats: your article talking about how Bluesky doesn't matter does two things. 1) It means that BS does matter, and 2) proves that you're lonely, and sad, and no one wants to talk to you because you smell weird.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I told you we’d be back

submitted 1 day ago • 1579 comments

Normally I'd be happy with this - stories should end. But SNW has a lot of mileage still to go in it. At least make the seasons longer, jeez. If you bowed out of TREK for whatever reason, SNW is just the balm you need to get back into it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is like a party; sure, you could hang around your friends, or you could walk around and meet people. You'll run across some people you won't gel with, but it's a party; you just move on. There's chips and salsa at the bar, and some beers, so get to exploring.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Maybe just me (and yes, I know there have been a thousand adaptations of this book, we live in the IP age, get used to it) but a Robert Eggers adaptation of A CHRISTMAS CAROL with Willem Dafoe sounds awesome. Get Pattinson as Cratchit and Taylor-Joy as Christmas Past and we got ourselves a stew!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Damn weather delay keeping my NICE GUYS box from arriving today. Rough life.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Watching WALK HARD Unrated because why the hell not

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

They can say their echo chamber/bubble bullshit about Twitter/X vs. Bluesky, but for me, Bluesky is much more fun, especially since friends showed up.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's the colors of the little dots that make it great

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I'm reminded of WALK HARD: Dewey Cox: I don't need people around me, stifling me. So if you don't like it, there's the door. Theo: Dewey, are you saying you don't need us no more? Dewey Cox: Not unless you can open your minds... and learn to play the fucking theremin. RIP Brian Wilson.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible. Roommate drinks his buddy's beer, and fakes his death to get out of being arrested.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I wanted to write about Brian Wilson, whose struggles resonate with me, so I wrote this. There may be more underrated music biopics out there, but, today, this is the one I hope people watch.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Been listening to PET SOUNDS at work. "God Only Knows"... how does that happen? Just effortless melody and harmony (I'm sure it wasn't effortless). Cascading singing and melody, just exquisite.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

rest in peace, Harris Yulin. one of those legendary character actors.

submitted 2 days ago • 49 comments