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Hi, I’m God. A child’s “right to life” should include the right not to die from measles.

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Donold and the right now want everyone to “shut up about egg prices” after promising THE ENTIRE CAMPAIGN to lower egg prices on day one.

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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China theonion.com/trump-o...

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Why take a perfectly safe vaccine to prevent getting sick when you can just get sick from a preventable disease and probably be fine but maybe die.

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The Revolution will be AI-icized

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His followers are like, “Surely there must be some mistake, he said only THEIR lives would be ruined. I’d better message the president and let him know.” We’re in the denial and bargaining stage folks.

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NEW: The Philadelphia Eagles have decided to skip the Trump White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun reports.

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Egg prices are so expensive because of trump not keeping his campaign promises, I simply don't buy them anymore.

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Donold says he’s standing up for persecuted Christians…unless they’re Catholic bishops pleading for mercy, then they’re ‘radical leftists.’

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Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is on its face a violation the equal protection of the laws.

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Without providing any evidence, Tucker Carlson claims it’s a “fact” that Ukraine sells half of its weapons, with many ending up in the hands of drug cartels in Mexico. Does the Kremlin pay Tucker per lie, or is it a monthly retainer?

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I wonder how one possibly justifies any of these actions

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This is payback for Harrison Butker being such a toxic butthead.

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If an NFL coach gives me all the credit for his Super Bowl win, the least he can do is send me a ring.

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Republicans can't and shouldn't govern.

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Visit me in the camps

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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

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With the Eagles obliterating the Chiefs, now is a good time to remind everyone that the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl they refused to go to the White House because of Donald.

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For some reason all the racist pedophiles are SUPER angry tonight over on X.

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Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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As temperatures drop, norovirus cases increase and more of its RNA ends up in sewage. This year, wastewater samples in the United States show norovirus levels have already passed the previous two seasonal peaks. Learn more: scim.ag/3WklMkS

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Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

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This @deadder.bsky.social cartoon perfectly sums up Trump’s stupid trade wars with our allies.

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Have you ever seen one of those cat videos where the cat gets ready to jump from the couch up to a bookshelf but somehow the jump is an epic fail and he misses the shelf, hits his head on the table, and falls to the floor? That is the first 2 weeks of the Trump administration.

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If you are tired of morons STILL claiming that Musk just wanted to show "his heart going to his supporters", this might help

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I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them. Celebrate thy diversity. Love each other.

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The Trump administration removed two top security officials from the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) over the weekend after they attempted to prevent representatives from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) from accessing restricted areas, CNN reports.

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NEW: Tens of thousands of people took to the streets in cities across Germany after the conservative CDU party passed a strict immigration motion with votes from the far-right AfD party. Germans are protesting against the rebirth of fascism!

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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

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He can’t

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@phillewis.bsky.social

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It's unfuckingbelievable that the felon tried to blame Biden for the plane crash today. He claimed Biden's "DEI policy" was responsible for the crash. If Biden hired so many unqualified people as the felon claims, why were there no commercial air accidents under the Biden administration?

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good. maga = garbage

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JUST IN: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is pulling retired Gen. Mark Milley's personal security detail and security clearance, Fox News reports. Hegseth has also directed the acting Inspector General to convene a review board to determine if Gen. Milley should lose a star in retirement

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Ugly C U Next Tuesdays…

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Caroline Kennedy comes out strongly against her “predator” cousin RFK Jr.’s nomination to lead HHS: “He lacks any relevant government, financial, management, or medical experience. His views on vaccines are dangerous and willfully misinformed…”

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Via @jennycohn.bsky.social “Fifteen North American Jewish organizations announced on Monday that they will be pivoting their social media content away from X, citing the platform's harmful discourse & promotion of ‘hate, antisemitism, and societal division.’” www.haaretz.com/us-news/2025...

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