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alanfirecat.bsky.social
linguist | musician | knucklehead mcspazatron pronouns thou/thee/thy/thine/thyself i like to be ironic
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why is this one getting as much traction as it is it's not even tagged

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someone on xiaohongshu (rednote) did this 😭 pwease don't snipe me umu

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hey that's a milestone right there

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

would you let him in? he's cold and a little bit stupid #furryart #silly

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

when you bully me, this is who you're hurting think again before you do

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

why do you catch me at a time when i'm doing basically this

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what if I don't know I'm happy? how will I know when to clap my hands??

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

this is how my gayass is going to the concert

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

YOOOOOO

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

this is what i look like when i'm ordering a 4x4 cheeseburger with no tomato no lettuce no onions, animal style fries with no onions, and a chocolate milkshake at my local in-n-out burger

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

New OmniGrain Cheerios Made With Every Existing Grain On Earth theonion.com/new-omn...

submitted 25 days ago • 50 comments

i just drew this cat on one of those restaurant pamphlets that has puzzles for kids at In-N-Out. ai tech bros could never (obligatory #furryart)

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

i just drew this cat on one of those restaurant pamphlets that has puzzles for kids at In-N-Out. ai tech bros could never (obligatory #furryart)

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

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reminder that i exist on here but don't post all the time

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

squishes ur face

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

@angypaws.com in the snow, monocat edition :3 uwu

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

where i'm from we call fries "potato jeremys"

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

yeah who gives af basically same username as here but on the chinese app

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submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

i just wanna be part of your 8 piece musical composition

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

if you could pause and take a second to vote for my gf's flag submission, which has the potential to be the state flag of ILLINOIS, then that would be really epic

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I want to hug this stupid dog so bad

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

after a long day of wear yesterday i found a small rip in one of them by the top seam :( BUT i used the power of darning to fix it up and hopefully it's all better now :3 be kind to your programmer socks <3

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like posting a bit of fanart so, here's some @chipflake.com fanart :3 Funny how Chip is the 1st furry person to inspire me yet not have fanart of him, so I decided to do it I've finished it last year but decided it would be appropriate to post it now, so here ya go haha #furry #art #fanart

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i'm SO happy to announce that i now finally own some @angypaws.com arm warmers as well as thigh highs (never had any before), and i like them a lot :3

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments