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alanjames.online
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thank u jellyfin, for the recommendations

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white smoke pouring from my chimney indicating i have chosen Lunch

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

its the last friday of the week, against all odds

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i don't know if there are any calgarians on here, but i'm playing a show at one of the only pizza places that has not been cancelled for their opinions, March 21st! Vern's!

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"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Nice tiny clown car bitch, looks like shit. (45 clowns get out and step to me) Oh fuck

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

normalize deeze

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hell yeah email time

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Being radicalized increasingly since 2016 has just been banging my head against this post indefinitely.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

Cat demonstrating static cling with styrofoam peanuts.jpg

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

wait til i tell you that that was me paraphrasing because his actual wording was way funnier

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

"Murk Musk" Spotted in Brooklyn, NY

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

mentally i'm here

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

One of the biggest cryptocurrency exchanges in the world just lost $1.4 billion (with a B) to a hack. This is 5x as much as the previous largest exchange hack in history.

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I want that Boer obliterated

submitted 20 days ago • 22 comments

Le Bloc supporte le wokisme

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‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance. Sent in anon.

submitted 2 days ago • 51 comments

🫡

submitted 3 days ago • 87 comments

You was in the club without clarity of purpose

submitted 123 days ago • 3 comments

Rude of the other Smashing Pumpkins to never dress like their assigned Addam's Family characters. Leaving Billy dressed like Uncle Fester for 30 years all by himself.

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Will Stancil was the rat they first found it in!

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any time I see this boomer ass cartoon font I know I'm about to read the most deeply unfunny thing possible

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🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 名前:キョロ 誕生日:2000年4月頃 うちの子記念日:2000年7月頃 猫種:縞茶白 特技:投げた物を取ってくる(エンドレス) 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 #Blueskyねこ部 #2月22日ねこ部ねこの日 #ねこ部にゃんにゃんにゃん

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i feel like "we don't have a king" was basically the united states' only good idea until the invention of the corn dog

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holly is happy i'm home

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look at this little guy

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spent some more time at that cat café and got some quality time with gustave here

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

陽だまりの特等席　#Blueskyねこ部

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🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 お名前:きくらげ お誕生日:7/25 うちの子記念日:11/14 猫種:雑種（黒猫） 特技:メタモルフォーゼ 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 #Blueskyねこ部 #2月22日ねこ部ねこの日 #ねこ部にゃんにゃんにゃん

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