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I love bosnia so much it’s not even fair
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almaty is like birmingham if birmingham was a really nice beautiful place full of lovely people and was in southern qazaqstan

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in kazakhstan getting waved off the Qymyz n shit

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alan mc maynard is at the place to say “you know me”

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potato smileys aren’t actually made in a factory they’re just an encapsulation of the potatoes soul

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they play classical music in the mcdonald’s to keep the ruffians out, but they don’t know we actually go mental for a waltz

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high effort posting: using capital letters and punctuation

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man he’s gonna deregulate threads and it’s STILL gonna suck, poor guy

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this just in: awesome!!! woooooo!!!

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my friend told me he’s really cottage core and i don’t know what that means

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they’re playing the music and i can’t overstate my joy

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my mate pete flexes his battery pack in the pub. to be fair it’s pretty good

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i can’t get enough of this “beer” stuff!

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my uncle bilge is mixing grime in his shed

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they made it snow yesterday

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potato smileys aren’t actually made in a factory they’re just an encapsulation of the potatoes soul

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wow i really haven’t eaten potato smileys since last year

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i have finally hit twenty five followers thank you mum

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I love my wife!

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it’s the big mery christmas day

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just can’t win these days

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i wonder if my bio is at all offputting

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

guys inkakola is just irnbru , do what you will with that information

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nah nah nah nah no way!!!!

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man if i see bolivian bricks in the next couple days im gonna write all about it i tell you

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tryna surf on cs 2 and they make a mockery of me in the voice channel. this simply will not stand

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lmao BRUH .com

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my uncle gub told me that i need to stop eating that pasteurised cheese: i told him frankly to bog off

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inventory equip item hotbar

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where is my brother with my cheeses?

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