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Came for the democracy 🗳️, stayed for the democracy ⚖️. 🇺🇸🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 To paraphrase Taylor and Kamala: 🎤 🤓 We-ee are never, ever, ever, going back together. 🎸
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If you’re a federal worker and have a special snarky reply to Elon’s five bullets email you’d like me to include in a compilation of anonymous replies, feel free to send them to me on signal at muellershewrote.23 and I’ll keep you anonymous.

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President Plantation doesn’t like to touch black people unless he’s sexually objectifying them as their master. He can’t even bring himself to do it when he’s politically using them.

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1986 — moving America towards a fascist theocracy was in the works. Should’ve listened more to Frank Zappa 👇🏼

submitted 53 minutes ago • 29 comments

Elon’s mass harassment email to all federal employees underscores the importance of having unions to represent workers against abusive management.

submitted 2 hours ago • 202 comments

ALAN IS MY NEW HERO...... us.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

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We all know this bitch at work. Who knew Teshitla could be so relatable?

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Probably sexually harassed her in the process. Firing senior personal for being a woman is straight up misogynistic discrimination. Sue the bastards.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

*This has nothing to do with a heroin addict antivaxxer at HHS. *It does. Fucking around and finding out your grown ass self is messed up. Doing it to children and the vulnerable is sick.

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The measles outbreak in rural West Texas has grown to 90 cases across seven counties, the state health department posted online Friday, and 16 people are hospitalized. Measles is a highly contagious disease. Here’s what you should know about how to protect yourself against measles.

submitted 3 hours ago • 26 comments

Just like his Dementia test Manchurian Dummy thinks this is something he won. 🥇

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Lauren Boebart isn’t heavy petting in a public theatre? That was lucky!

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This should end well 🙄🙄🙄 /sarcasm

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(📢) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: The Daily Beast publishes a sourced allegation that Trump has been a Russian spy since 1987 and then—possibly under some form of threat—deletes it. But in an act of unusual heroism, it left it up long enough for Wayback Machine to capture it text. Here it is (please share):

submitted 7 hours ago • 377 comments

I am grateful that so many people found my open letter to Elon Musk moving and want to share it. Some well meaning people are just cutting and pasting it on their social media feeds. I would appreciate it if people would link to the version posted on @democracydocket.com instead. Thanks. Marc

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Y’ think? It’s not like TesHitla heist hypeman is the heir of an apartheid era South Africa mineral fortune that needs topping up or anything…

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Your vote matters and now people are in finding out phase……. youtube.com/shorts/Dw-6N...

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

WTF?? His soullessness knows no bottom. Wasting $200M of tax payers money to stroke his ego with ads?? How is this helpful?

submitted 8 hours ago • 72 comments