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alansimpson.bsky.social
I need to know the universe as it truly is….from Winnipeg. Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.
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Hey Flashers. First post through here. Queensferry Road, Edinburgh, 2019 B&W for mystery

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hey man, I grew up in Winnipeg in the 80’s. I hated Gretzky before it was cool.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

It’s that kind of morning.

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Here’s my sister, already fully grown at 9 years old, shoveling us out from the great Winnipeg blizzard of 1987.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

What gifts do Scottish people get other Scottish people? Scottish stuff.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The best part of coming into the office for part of the week is not having to open Teams.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Found my old Bumble profile pic 🐝

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

#monochromemonday it’s a thing here now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe it’s 2025 and sites are STILL telling users to use a specific browser. As a former web developer, this is amateur hour and screams that your site doesn’t handle or care about all platforms. Bush league, man. Bush league. (The fun part is I’m not even using Safari 🙄)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a man's mind.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Useless 🐶

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Did you build high walls around you only to sit within them and indulge in self-pity?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Told my neighbour his truck’s “bum flap” was down. Guess he won’t be asking me for tools from here on out.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, baby. Are you a cavity? Cause you need filled. Oh you are a cavity. Okay.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Monochrome Wednesday. I don’t adhere to social media norms.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

A gif you can hear

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I think the most challenging part of learning to drive in the UK will be texting with my left hand.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment