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alastorexodus.bsky.social

🏠 - Lexington, KY National Monster XTREME 2024 🖤 Rainbow Pride of WV Icon 2023 🏳️‍🌈

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Imagine having a kink so fucking crazy you can’t even be shamed for it, you just get a YouTube documentary made about it

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Me 🤝 my detachable shower head

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Dang. This storm is the worst thing to ever happen on January 6.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

✨EOTY Prompt✨ - Your best of the year: 1) Photo of you 2) Album 3) Movie 4) Series or Video Game

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to suck his dick bc he has abs I want to suck his dick bc he murdered a billionaire

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

Ozempic is DEVASTATING the Bear population

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I wonder if the vault door at this bank would be heavy enough to kill me if I slammed my head in it

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify Wrapped came out and it’s basically exactly what I expected lmfao

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of stealing content from Twitter to post here, we need to go back to the days of old and really invoke the vibes of early Twitter by stealing it all from Tumblr

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

The trainer / The Mega 👻

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I just asked a boy about his favorite sports teams, it’s over

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

2024 was a big year for the color green and gay people

submitted 95 days ago • 10 comments

How your email finds me

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re not high at 3pm on Monday you’re only getting HALF the story

submitted 95 days ago • 14 comments

There are times where I want to be the bigger person and not be petty. And then there are times where the petty option is extremely funny

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

What if I just started gooning in every drag picture I took from now on

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

And if I told yall that Alastor Exodus merch is available now at alastorexodus.threadless.com what would yall do about it

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Ground Type Gym Leader bro 🪨

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Respect dolls or expect brawls 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 100 days ago • 5 comments

Suddenly developed an interest in becoming very hot, any tips

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine having a kink so fucking crazy you can’t even be shamed for it, you just get a YouTube documentary made about it

Me 🤝 my detachable shower head

Dang. This storm is the worst thing to ever happen on January 6.

✨EOTY Prompt✨ - Your best of the year: 1) Photo of you 2) Album 3) Movie 4) Series or Video Game

I don’t want to suck his dick bc he has abs I want to suck his dick bc he murdered a billionaire

Ozempic is DEVASTATING the Bear population

I wonder if the vault door at this bank would be heavy enough to kill me if I slammed my head in it

Spotify Wrapped came out and it’s basically exactly what I expected lmfao

Instead of stealing content from Twitter to post here, we need to go back to the days of old and really invoke the vibes of early Twitter by stealing it all from Tumblr

The trainer / The Mega 👻

I just asked a boy about his favorite sports teams, it’s over

2024 was a big year for the color green and gay people

How your email finds me

If you’re not high at 3pm on Monday you’re only getting HALF the story

There are times where I want to be the bigger person and not be petty. And then there are times where the petty option is extremely funny

What if I just started gooning in every drag picture I took from now on

And if I told yall that Alastor Exodus merch is available now at alastorexodus.threadless.com what would yall do about it

Ground Type Gym Leader bro 🪨

Respect dolls or expect brawls 🏳️‍⚧️

Suddenly developed an interest in becoming very hot, any tips

I got prescribed adderall yesterday and I feel like it’s blowing the dust off my brain like an N64 cartridge

Also just so y’all know I’m hot and v good at drag xoxo

I’m about to write the dumbest shit of my life on this app