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albb.bsky.social
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Didn’t congressmen used to use their canes to straight up bash guys

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why is the hospital cafeteria menu calling them “haricots verts”? like ok go off diva 😭😭

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Got caught lacking baggies this morning so had to use an empty Gatorade bottle from the ground to scoop up my dog’s poop

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Recently got a type of apple I’ve never had before called Opal… what’s next, a variety of banana called Banono?? #iykyk

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some of you all have never swung on the flippity-flop and it shows

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If anyone even cares…

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Nothing tastes as good as being 5’ 11 & 3/4” feels

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The new custodial supervisor is wearing a drug rug today and there’s also skilled tradesman guy here who looks *exactly* like the type of character actor you’d want to cast in such a role

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What’s the scam with all these apps that are like “great brain training for seniors!”?

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Bez, no!

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Just locked myself out of my office for the 2nd day in a row

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Been thinking about the transition from “modern rock” to “alternative” in the early 90s, how it squeezed softer (for lack of a better term) forms of masculinity from the commercial airwaves, and how REM’s Monster fits into it. Do I need to “start a blog”?

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Saw this sketch when I came across a Kids in the Hall marathon on a roku channel recently. The way she serenades him with “Joe Hill”… nobody has ever been working on the level they were. youtu.be/zQejKDpHkaQ

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Likely thing for a guy like me to say but being back in a place with a big metropolitan library system has measurably improved my quality of life

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In a way this site is more depressing than twitter because the replies are all full of people who still believe that posting can accomplish something

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Nobody responds to emails anymore

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Why is “#resistance voice” unchanged since 2016 y’all

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“malapropism,” from the Latin for “bad propism”

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Is it just me or does anyone else think bluesky vs X is kind of like Team Pup N Suds vs Team X Bladz

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Sent the public library a question about an issue in their catalog that makes it difficult to accurately search their music CDs and got a response explaining the basics of how search works lol

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Can’t believe this angry young white guy with a gun turned out to be conservative

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I’m taking the pledge to #KeepBlueskyClean 😇🧼 #NoCussDecember

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I think it would fix everything if they just went back to calling it “shoegazing”

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They’re doing Annihilation in my neighborhood

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Yesterday I learned that (apparently) because "1984" wasn't popular enough in Europe to base an ad campaign around, the ads there compared the Macintosh computer to Marx, Trotsky, and Mao, and one of them actually said something like "it's about time for a capitalist to cause a revolution"

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Lovely friendship

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A lot of people leaving twitter right now because of elo* mus* but I did it so I could devote more time to my dog’s instagram account

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Incredible atmosphere at this bar/restaurant with Chive TV on one screen and They Came Together (2014) on the other

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Anyone want to see the dozens of AI pics I created yesterday that look kind of like my dog

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Having some fun

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I work at a hospital now and have been exposed to a new world of rare and wonderful ads

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