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|| sleeping early as hell tonight gotta get up early....I'm going on Vacation.

me when I get my groove on

It was just a passing thought, you wretch. There was nothing to it. [ Someone's not too happy about this demon's presence. ]

....none of YOUR business. [ glaaaaare. ]

nooooo no I'm just a silly little guy why hurt meee whyyyy 😒 [ absolutely faking this by the way. ]

Vitamins... Vital...mens...

Not much, but I have health potions, height changing potions, aaaand... [ Holding up another potion, squinting... ] Ah, this is the one that makes the body elastic like rubber to dampen physical blows, this is a fun one. Very good for jumping off of high places and coming out unscathed.

nooooo don't do that nooooo

it isn't! truly. it's meant to be inspirational. so what if you're not eighteen feet tall and instead sixteen or so feet? it's a small difference.

this was meant to be a positive post.

I never could figure out why people are so sensitive of their height. No need to be so insecure. You are who you are. Take pride in that.

Ahh...how I love early sunrises. And what's a sunrise without my morning caffeine injection?

me: lays down some epic heat on a fool my ever reliable hype man:

γ…€ γ…€/ /γ…€hey umm i hate to be a buzzkill but like. can we not use seductive sundays as an excuse to post uncensored porn? thanks. γ…€

...huh. I would say I'm sorry, buuut...I'm not. I did put a lot of work into making that potion. unfortunately, this is as tall as I'm gonna get.

wh..really?? that's / it?? /

[ ...head tilt. ] you look mad. is something the matter?

temp pin bc I'm only like a season into tfa #transformersrp #tfrp #mvrp

[ a tight embrace, a pat on the back for good measure. hopefully this makes the decepticon feel better. he disengages the hug. ] so? feel a bit better?

me? canceled? not a chance, buster.

γ…€ γ…€/ /γ…€i ccanjot breathe??? γ…€

[ sticking himself with the syringe, he grows to about...eighteen feet tall. tall enough to be somewhat equal to some cybertronians in height. ] thaaaat's better. now then! [ wrapping his arms around the other. big hug! ]

[ ...now that he thinks about it, adleigh is pretty small. too small to give the appropriate amount of...well, comfort. ] you may want to stand up. I'll make things a little easier. [ stepping back, reaching inside of his coat, pulling out a syringe. here he goes with his potions again. ]

REGARDLESS of why you helped, you still helped. so shut up, accept my sympathy, and let me pay off this debt. πŸ’’ [ it may sound like he doesn't like feeling he owed people anything, but he did care. ]

... π’π€π˜ π˜πŽπ” π–πŽπ'𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐃𝐄 π€π–π€π˜ .

listen, I know that you have insulted me, tried squishing me on multiple occasions, but I am not without sympathy. and you did help when my arm was broken. I still owe you for that.

[ ...walking up to his leg. pat pat. trying to be a / little / comforting. ]

that's what you think. maybe you just need to broaden your horizons more.

then it looks like your almost eternal life is going to suck. ...but seriously, you truly have no other dreams that are worth chasing anymore? no aspirations?

anyone you don't like, kill (except me of course), any dreams or hopes you have, chase them! life's endless when you have a lot of time on your hands.

...eh, immortal enough for me. [ light shrug. ] still, perhaps you should try to learn to...cherish this immortality of yours! imagine all the things you can do.

that so..? then...you are / immortal? /