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alcheunderscore.bsky.social
♂️ some guy who is absolute hot dogshit in human form. ⚠️ may make unhinged and questionable posts ⚠️
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drinking water and pissing 30-60 minutes afterwards

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i am so power fulc i am so strong and awesome i could beat god i n a difht in a fight i will get my skinny pale arms and just beat god and just win ebcause i am so MOTIVATED yeah damn you lord i am objectively in the right for this fuck you bro for cursing me with all these afflictions bastard

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

need to form a metal band with some people so i finally have a good excuse to cry and scream while in a small room

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

call me sex the way i keep fucking everyone over

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

wow this is heartwarming an og tf2 player comes back after years of inactivity this is what we here at valve hq strive for! ❤️ #heartwarming #wholesome #tf2

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

i am missing something vital that actually makes me a person

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

who else up and just feels only partly alive?

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

recovering from a stomach bug rn, here's a dumb video on my phone.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

*GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* *GUILLOTINES YOU* GET DECAPITATED GET DECAPITATED GET DECAPITATED GET DECAPITATED GET DECAPITATED GET DECAPITATED GET DECAPITATED GET DEC

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

In light of the recent controversy, I have decided to issue a statement. #apology

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

it is my birthday today, i can already feel the arthritis kicking in, and i have suddenly received 50+ latters about routine checks for prostate cancer and bowel cancer. (i have turned 22, it's so over) 🎉🎉🎉

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

they should make pet cats that don't randomly stand up on two legs and tell me "i know your deepest fears and insecurities" in perfect english before they go back on all fours and start meowing and purring.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

He is just a silly cat :3

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

i have like 2-3 days where i feel very energised, motivated, and very willing to latch onto someone i know who i feel infatuated with. but afterwards i have 2 weeks where i feel like a corpse and have no motivation, don't want to talk with friends and family, and honestly pray for death. (1/2)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Had a dream where my cat that died in november last year just casually walked in through the cat flap as if nothing happened, and it felt oddly real. I was so fucking disappointed realizing it was only a dream.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

I recommend random/consistent depressive episodes to everyone. Wanna do something cool? Sorry, you have no desire and it's boring! Looking into a mirror? Surprised that thing hasn't fucking exploded out of disgust. School? Work? KYS! Then after a week or 2 it's all "Tee-Hee it never happened!" :3c

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

everyone and everything in the world is bi. it's just a matter of deducing if it's: -racial -polar -sexual -pedal

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

When she stabs and disembowels you during sex 😍

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

busy rn, currently downloading 80gb of sex (they're all executable programs)

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

"Latin America" and yet nobody there can speak Latin! They all look so confused when i greet them! WHAT THE FUCK DOES A HOLA MEAN?!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments