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Bert since 72. Loved Maine Road 😥 Cricket fan ~ Lancashire & England. Love a good spelling mistake 😉
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First of all...Gary Neville is a twat.....a couple of months ago he was quite complementary to our players & our style of play.....fast forward to us battering his team 8 fucking nil & he has gone totally anti City. PS...His STF podcast is fucking shit too.

It pains me to say it, but I think Kev's race is run 😔

🤣🤣🤣 No fucking way is that Nunez, it's somebody wearing a Nunez mask 🤣🤣

Wtf is she talking about on TNT Sport bigging up Steve McManaman as a Real Madrid legend, just looked up his Madrid record, fucker only played 94 games and scored 8 goals. Do me a favour darlin & stop embarrassing yourself.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Celtic though……..

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1.00pm ko today if anybody interested

Great game this, Boro 2-2 S/Land 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Gary full of vitriol towards City today, anybody’d think Utd lost again today…..

Tell you what I have noticed, how animated the commentator & twat Savage were in the first half when Bruges were on top & 1-0 up compared with how flat they are in the second half now City are 3-1 up….Twats..

Grealish on the left, Savinho on the right & Move Foden to the middle. De Bruyne, Kovacic & Robbie Savage off. Run at them with pace & we will win this.

Well…..we didn’t see that coming…..said nobody…0-1

Some pics from todays visit to the National Mining Museum 😉

Just heard that our Easter break to Centreparcs has been cancelled, so we're going to recreate it at home. The wife is going to ride her bike round the garden while I burn £20 notes.......

So what’s up with Doku, had a great game Sunday…

England cricket team playing to form again 65/4 🫣

City bring on their final two subs………come on Pep, don’t take the fucking piss 🤣🤣

Anybody remember the Ipswich banner when we went down 'You are the weakest link, goodbye'......let's fucking batter them out of sight.

🎶Ed Sheeran, Ed Sheeran, you're not singing anymore......you're not siiiinging anymore🎶 🤣🤣

2-0 City.....another 3 goals and I'll relax 🤣

How TF did Tottenham beat us 4-0?

Are we all aware that Erling Haaland's 9.5 year contract extension equates to 115 months 🤣

Former City favourite Kiki Musampa's son Kris is attracting interest from City, he won't be available until Christmas though 😉

OK, The Premier League is the main one & I’m not really arsed with what they’ve done with the FA Cup, but with all the rag connections Salford City has(class of ninetyfuckingtwo…..blah blah fucking blah) Giggs, Neville, Scholes, Butt Etc, Let’s smash these fuckers into the middle of next week.

This dry January’s dragging on a bit. 🤣

Think Harry ‘Winks’ missed a trick by not having ‘40’ on his back 🤣

We need to keep the ball as much as possible…because every time Leicester get it they nearly score 🫣

Pep, if Bernado starts his annual "I want to leave" shit again at the end of the season, tell him he can go.....no problem

Let's just write this season off & have a laugh......next season we will be back with a vengeance COYB

Just watching Saviola coming on for Gundogan .....honestly didn't realise Gundo was playing

City are soooo fucking bad.

Glad Matty Cash got a yellow card. If he comes on for second half swinging a machete he probably won't get sent off though.

Sucker punch, great goal though.

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I’m more embarrassed over this than the result. this the type of thing we crucify Fernandes for & we are becoming just as bad.

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Seriously, if we don’t beat this lot with this team, we certainly have problems…. M. Akanji N. Aké E. Haaland K. De Bruyne (c), J. Doku J. Grealish J. Gvardiol İ. Gündoğan Bernardo Silva S. Ortega Rúben Dias

Gonna win this game 4 or 5 nil…….or lose it 1-0……honestly don’t know what to expect.

Enjoyed watching the Moscono Cup pool this week, but that Europe captain Jayson Shaw is a right 🔔🔚

Why do the commentators & pundits stop talking and everything goes quiet at Anfield when the fans start singing ‘You’ll never walk alone’ does my head in. You don’t get this at the Etihad for ‘Blue Moon’ or at Old Trafford for ‘My old man’s a dustman’ 🤣