Profile avatar
alden-coloma.bsky.social
40 posts 113 followers 97 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 15 Comments 29

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Hard to not feel a little rejected sitting in my car hoping to get a DoorDash order. 🫤

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

While giving blood today I noticed four names from the same family on the mega donor list. The same family that happens to own the crematorium. Seems like a counter-intuitive business model. Not judging. 🤷

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

If he gets a deferred sentence to begin Jan ‘29 I hope the judge takes DT’s passport, because, of his ability to evade justice. Because there will be no justice as a result of this trial embarassing the shit out of him would tickle me to bits.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

What the world needs now is an album of Tom Waits and Bob Dylan singing Gershwin and Sondheim tunes

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but: 1. eating soup 2. you’re alone

submitted 66 days ago • 299 comments

Y’all should watch this. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYxT8Rgh/

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

It was a good week. My parents stayed with us and I didn’t drink. Liverpool @lfcr.bsky.social won 3 games! At this rate they could claim the most indisputable PL 🏆 ever. A certain family member did all of the things and more that I’d expect but I still didn’t drink.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

🤔 #UnionsForAll

submitted 88 days ago • 490 comments

🤔

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

What is posting on this app called? Skywriting? Blooking?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I am not drinking so much in anticipation of family coming to town. I’m 15 days alcohol free but, If I don’t make at least a gallon of my zero proof tamarind margaritas (they’re quite good actually) I’m gonna set my freaking hair on fire. I will accept Xanax donations.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Of course my first follower was a porn bot 😣

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 94 days ago • 132 comments

Leak the report. Pass it on.

submitted 93 days ago • 1388 comments