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Somebody point me to the nearest wealthy widow in my city, stat

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

During the rapture god should make u freestyle to get into heaven so its merit based

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I’m at the function playing the Hokey Pokey and none of these niggas know what to do we’ve lost our way

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Travis kelce is banned from all shape ups. Any clippers found near him will result in a 500,000,000 dollar fine, a firm smack on the neck, and a lifetime ban from wegmans and Trader Joe’s

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Ben Simmons was ahead of the curve wit this china shit huh?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Passover but it’s a Ben Simmons highlight reel

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Hol on bro can we restart real quick I fucked up

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Squidward really went in that kitchen and fried a nigga milkshake lol

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like 2016 nebu kiniza

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Man fuck oz I woulda blew the city up

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

#blacksky where the carti fans that be watching fd signifier sometimes

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Them niggas did Galileo so dirty lmaooo

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

So we not gonna talk ab how Friedrich Engels plagiarized lebron James?

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Free my dawg out the can‼️

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Niggas start doin anything on here lol

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Repost this I’m tryna see if I can get giada delarauntiis to see me

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

“WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS?!?!”

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Bitch on my meat she think she Bobby flay‼️

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

If yall fw yuyu hakusho, music, fly clothes and bad financial decisions tap in w me let’s build this community

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick don’t make hits gotta be the most dastardly lie I ever heard

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment

Nigga yelled mustard name like he was a chipmunk

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

I be wearing hella hats like Anthony Hamilton

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Niggas after correcting u when they knew exactly what u meant

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Respect the ogs but it gotta be Dino thunder

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

I had a dream I got robbed by iyanla but she disguised as bernie mac what does that mean

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

When Yusuke shot that spirit gun in the Sky for Genkai I fucking balled. Legendary anime forever.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

They shooting like Alec but I’m 30 wit the rock

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

My dumbass thought that was a honey crisp apple

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

What’s yall favorite 808s?

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Ok so are we finally going to talk about how Brown Sugar Cinnamon poptarts are number 1

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Imma get out this skeeters block and drop a banger on here

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments