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I’m at the function playing the Hokey Pokey and none of these niggas know what to do we’ve lost our way

Travis kelce is banned from all shape ups. Any clippers found near him will result in a 500,000,000 dollar fine, a firm smack on the neck, and a lifetime ban from wegmans and Trader Joe’s

Ben Simmons was ahead of the curve wit this china shit huh?

Passover but it’s a Ben Simmons highlight reel

Hol on bro can we restart real quick I fucked up

Squidward really went in that kitchen and fried a nigga milkshake lol

I feel like 2016 nebu kiniza

Man fuck oz I woulda blew the city up

#blacksky where the carti fans that be watching fd signifier sometimes

Them niggas did Galileo so dirty lmaooo

So we not gonna talk ab how Friedrich Engels plagiarized lebron James?

Free my dawg out the can‼️

Niggas start doin anything on here lol

Repost this I’m tryna see if I can get giada delarauntiis to see me

“WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS?!?!”

Bitch on my meat she think she Bobby flay‼️

If yall fw yuyu hakusho, music, fly clothes and bad financial decisions tap in w me let’s build this community

Kendrick don’t make hits gotta be the most dastardly lie I ever heard

Nigga yelled mustard name like he was a chipmunk

I be wearing hella hats like Anthony Hamilton

Niggas after correcting u when they knew exactly what u meant

Respect the ogs but it gotta be Dino thunder

I had a dream I got robbed by iyanla but she disguised as bernie mac what does that mean

When Yusuke shot that spirit gun in the Sky for Genkai I fucking balled. Legendary anime forever.

They shooting like Alec but I’m 30 wit the rock

My dumbass thought that was a honey crisp apple

What’s yall favorite 808s?

Ok so are we finally going to talk about how Brown Sugar Cinnamon poptarts are number 1

Imma get out this skeeters block and drop a banger on here