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aldsmith.bsky.social
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All UFOs must approach planet Earth in SINGLE FILE. Every 0.1 light years they have to pass by a crucified alien

submitted 602 days ago • 1 comment

Say what you want about Assad but he’s an inspiration to chinless men everywhere

submitted 615 days ago • 0 comments

We all came crawling back

submitted 617 days ago • 0 comments

Everything more than ten seconds after the Big Bang was mere bourgeois incrementalism

submitted 678 days ago • 0 comments

Trad village but with penicillin, chemotherapy, and a laundrette plugged into a perpetual motion machine

submitted 681 days ago • 1 comment

Still sporting 10 invite codes and cogitating about who to bring across

submitted 682 days ago • 0 comments

One of the joys of mixing colours on the paint palette is casting harsh, Victorian judgements on which hues are good or bad

submitted 682 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve met people through social media these last eighteen months that I’ll still want to talk to in twenty years

submitted 682 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote something you guys might like! It is a guide to being a good host.

submitted 682 days ago • 1 comment

Highly rating hibiscus tea: the first non-tea tea I’ve tried that doesn’t taste like a boiled sweet dissolved in hot water

submitted 682 days ago • 0 comments

Living next to a canal has lifted wellbeing more than I expected

submitted 682 days ago • 0 comments

Still upset after typing an emoji on telegram and seeing it swell to a grotesque size, covering half the screen with a spasmodic imitation of emotion. I’ve never seen something so disgusting

submitted 692 days ago • 1 comment

I’m going to be so normie about posting music stuff here

submitted 693 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t overstate how much I love refreshing the feed on this site and getting nothing new

submitted 695 days ago • 0 comments

Grateful that a mutual gave me an access pass so I didn’t have to debase myself asking for a code from my gf

submitted 696 days ago • 0 comments

gf who joins new social networks just to dunk on me

submitted 698 days ago • 0 comments