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迷い武道家、たまに料理をします, Wannabe Dungeon Master. Rule 1: don't be a dick. Rule 2: see rule 1. Rule 3: if you absolutely HAVE to be a dick, don't go overboard.
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“If both sides are bad then which side do we pick?” Neither you ignorant bag of doorknobs, the right thing is to get them to stop so you reduce further harm, if you you have the capacity but chose not to do that then recognise that you are not “good”.

I'm kind of tired of the immortal who's lived for thousands of years and brushed shoulders with every major players in history. "Jesus? yeah I had a chat with him, played a board game with Alexander the great, I watched Julius Caesar get stabbed". Give me an immortal who's just getting by...

PSA for everyone going to protests

We should put all the saber rattlers and warmongers in a cage and let them have a go at each other while the rest of us just have tea and cake

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“People homebrew so much in dungeons and dragons to a point where you have to ask if it’s even D&D anymore” Me: “hee hee dice goes clickity clack”

“I’m making garlic noodles” It’s just aglio e olio with egg noodles instead of pasta.

173 hours in cyberpunk 2077 and I’m sure about 120 hours of it is me fucking around and at least 3 hours trying to do Akira slides on the bike

If you can, get a food processor and a slow cooker, pre cut your onions and other vegetables, meats, etc. stuff them in the fridge, get pre-mixed spices if possible. This should cut down your meal prep time.

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Did Expedition 33 just opened the gate for dozens of people to dress up as a stereotypical Frenchmen in a convention?

The Daggerheart license is disappointing. It’s not a true Ulysses pact. It does not protect us (or them) from their future selves (or, say, Amazon if they acquire DP / CR). Current work seems protected but future work is always iffy. Also, making creators learn bespoke licenses is a pain. Use CC!

The whole “if there’s a resource that we can exploit we must suck it dry” mindset some people have must be some kind of mental illness, come on man, they’re not pringles.

It’s still kind of crazy to me that you can’t sneeze while you’re asleep, I mean how does that work?

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Fighter: “what are you doing with that meat?” Vendor: “oh I’m curing it, so it can last longer and taste better” Ranger: “how long does it usually take? Vendor: “a few weeks usually” Cleric: I can do it instantly! *casts heal on the meat*

I use different social media so I can be a goblin in one.

Sometimes the difference between pressing an advantage and overextending your lines is the result, that said a lot of people really should learn the difference between the two, because one means achieving your goal while the other can lead to your entire line collapsing.

“You’re just saying everyone you disagree with is a Nazi” No, I’ve disagreed with a lot of leftist, liberals, socialists and I never call them Nazis, a lot of the those in the opposite spectrum who I disagree with however did in fact turned out to be Nazis.

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Learn-to-Play Daggerheart in 5 Rooms! Learn to play Critical Role's Daggerheart RPG in just 5 rooms! In this technique, each room teaches a different part of the game so we quickly learn the game’s key concepts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRdh... #TTRPG #Daggerheart

They always tell you to protest peacefully so they can ignore you but when your peaceful protests becomes more than an inconvenience for them they bring in the batons and jackboots.

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I’ve a bit of cream cheese, a block of milk chocolate, marshmallows and tortillas ….since it has cream cheese this counts as a quesadilla right?

Ice Cream sandwich exists and is quite popular…so, hear me out, ice cream in pitta bread, with toppings and all.

Aberrant Mind sorcerer but you also roll a d100 when you received damage above a certain number.

Maybe it’s my observational bias but the amount of people dunking people intending to do good but fumbled seems to be higher than those dunking on people who actually did unspeakable horrors.

My favourite dnd moment is when a player cast fireball inside the control room of an airship that I gave them to hijack so they can cross the continent.

“I take my whiskey straight, no ice.” “But you drink your soda with ice” “I also like to drown ice in large bodies of liquid”

When the heroes lead a slave rebellion they find themselves beset by challenges. Even when the ship makes it to port, the heroes discover how unjust the institution of slavery can be. Out of Shackles is available! https://buff.ly/la3JFwg #ttrpg #dnd #rpg

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“Let’s see what’s owlcat is up to?”

Five years today, the statue of Edward Colston was pulled down in Bristol. Boris Johnson accused protestors of trying to "photoshop" the past and "lie about our history". I'm reposting below a thread I wrote at the time: on history, memory, and how we decide who to celebrate in our public spaces.🧵