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alecbelmore.bsky.social
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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

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Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

Mr Magoo ass governor

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

TOO MANY TALL MEN AT THE VENUE

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You dropped this king 👑

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RFK is going to send me to a labor camp for eating these

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If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

submitted 13 days ago • 222 comments

Outed my girlfriend in the Designer Shoe Warehouse

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If I was a severed employee I’d pack my innie a delicious sandwich for lunch

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The government asked people to make sacrifices to help each other in an extraordinary circumstance and it completely broke some people

submitted 19 days ago • 122 comments

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

submitted 22 days ago • 67 comments

Never has an image so perfectly described my mood for the past 2 months

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Raptors fans boo the hell out of the Star-Spangled Banner (video via the Toronto Star)

submitted 24 days ago • 416 comments

do you know how bad you have to be as president to make the Luka to Lakers thing the 2nd dumbest trade related news of the last 24hrs

submitted 24 days ago • 26 comments

Hey man, should’ve kept this one in the drafts. How ‘bout you PokémonGodoyourfuckingjob?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Bart: hey I’m calling for Zwiener. First name Wolfgang Moe: Is there a Zwiener here? I’m looking for Wolfgang’s Zwiener!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Really burying the lede here - the point is to remove federal funding from public media. Things are going great

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

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Hmmmm…yeah….mhmmm…uhhh….what the fuck

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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday theonion.com/report-...

submitted 28 days ago • 142 comments

"ICE directives come and go. The Constitution is here to stay." As ICE ramps up immigration raids under Trump, @amytorres.bsky.social of @njaij.bsky.social explains why it's important to know your rights. www.democracynow.org/2025/1/28/ic...

submitted 29 days ago • 22 comments

Hey! Just wanted to circle back and gently remind you that today is the day the teddy bears have their picnic

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Wishing the best to one person and one person only: the man listening to MLK’s I Have a Dream speech on the toilet at the Regal movie theater

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Feel genuinely ill traveling without them for the holidays

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america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat

submitted 70 days ago • 66 comments

They will spend money on literally anything besides fixing the transit system

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

They lobotomized the wrong Kennedy

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Do not underestimate the restorative power of a dog coming up to you and saying hello

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

No context needed

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

So glad to see Fox News and LibsofTikTok condemning violence against healthcare CEOs. As we all know, the only acceptable calls for violence are against random gay teachers and trans people.

submitted 83 days ago • 103 comments

pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people

submitted 84 days ago • 146 comments

I had a dream last night that Queen Latifah introduced me to Josh Allen and it’s the best I’ve felt in a while

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Had a good run on this website but now the Censorship Cabal is after me for calling Heathcliff "Temu Garfield."

submitted 88 days ago • 130 comments

I mean this so sincerely - one of the best parts of getting older for me has been an increased appreciation for the majesty of birds

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

What is the opposite of Thanks? Because I will be giving that on Thursday

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

@mtainfo.bsky.social going to give you a swirlie ffs

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Has the MTA joined this app yet? Looking for someone to bully

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about how unironically working for Toys R Us was the best job I ever had

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Hmmmm cat in hammock…maybe things aren’t that bad after all

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

While it has fewer consequences as some of the other terrible shit to happen recently - watching a YouTube star in $1 million dollar shorts punch an old man may be one of the bleaker cultural events in recent memory

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