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alecsouthwell.bsky.social
Horned-up emo libtard 🇺🇸
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One of the most beautiful things about the human body is that if you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek, your mouth will make adjustments so that you bite that same place every fucking time you eat.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

This is fucking incredible.

submitted 9 days ago • 135 comments

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

submitted 9 days ago • 839 comments

I'm old enough to remember when conservatives thought participation trophies were a sign of the "pussification of America"

submitted 12 days ago • 148 comments

⚠️NO LOOKING FOR LOVE WITHIN THE MOVEMENT⚠️

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh

submitted 17 days ago • 116 comments

Fuck me it's true

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

I really really need you guys to make a conscious rejection of generative AI tools part of your ongoing political resistance. Don't use ChatGPT. Turn off Gemini. Don't read the AI results forced upon you at the top of Google search. Don't use AI art generators or support anyone who does. Please.

submitted 22 days ago • 182 comments

No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.

submitted 19 days ago • 936 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 20 days ago • 343 comments

ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.

submitted 20 days ago • 1124 comments

Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.

submitted 29 days ago • 81 comments

I'm reminded (by reading It Can't Happen Here) that fascist rhetoric rarely takes the form of "this sub-human race is poisoning our blood" but instead is often framed as paternalistic concern for the plight of the outgroup — e.g. "they're living in squalor and we have to do something."

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Narrator: "Ezra Klein is not, in fact, as pro-immigrant as you can possibly be, moreover he has benefitted considerably from the lucky circumstances of his birth in ways that the people who will suffer from Trump's policies have not."

submitted 31 days ago • 63 comments

@aidanwalker.bsky.social Are you planning to keep posting on TikTok the same way you did before? Or do you now consider it a less stable platform? Do you have a plan for migrating your content/following if it shuts down again?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

the fact that Oklahoma won't let me change my birth certificate is now an actual liability, this sucks!

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

submitted 37 days ago • 788 comments

Stop looking at me like that with your car

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I constantly misgender Bluey 🫣

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

How it started: How it’s going:

submitted 85 days ago • 88 comments

I'm back.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

@aidanwalker.bsky.social

submitted 267 days ago • 0 comments

a reply on Mastodon lol

submitted 267 days ago • 2 comments

I’m ready

submitted 638 days ago • 0 comments

Exciting news! A new aperiodic monotile has been discovered! And it works WITHOUT reflections! 🤯 https://cs.uwaterloo.ca/~csk/spectre/ * aperiodic: no repeating pattern * monotile: just one shape that can tile the whole plane * no reflections: you can rotate or move the tile but not flip it over

submitted 639 days ago • 21 comments