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alephaleph.bsky.social
Terminally online trans roofer surviving solely off estrogen and Vyvanse. Embracing the coming apocalypse and am currently ✨️vibing✨️
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My favorite part about superman comics is just how fucking excited all those people are to see birds and planes. Living their best lives, for real.

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Not quite what I expected but I'll take it lol

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I was reading about the stonewall riots today because I realized I didn't know as much about it as I should, and when I got to this paragraph I couldn't help but be overwhelmed with pride 💀

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Huge loss for Trans rights in AB, can't wait for this absolute bullshit to get challenged in court. Anybody in Alberta who has info about potential petitions or demonstrations DM me globalnews.ca/video/109004...

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I was thinking about how it's both funny and sad that kids who started kindergarten at the start of trump's first term will now be in their senior year of high school for his last one. This shit is just normal for them.

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Trying to teach my daughter the joys of skate 3 and she just spent 20 minutes violently assaulting coach frank, this generation doomed smdh

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Not exactly wanting a safe space while I’m here. #cringeonmain #dgg

submitted 93 days ago • 3 comments

happy fat cock friday everyone inspections begin at noon

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You don't understand I have a plan here, just one more all-nighter and tomorrow we're gonna straighten this shit right out just watch

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Sometimes I'll burp really loud and feel all self-concious about it but then I'm all 'yea bitch pop that thrussy'

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it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

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This album is so good it's bad for you. This album is so good you stay up all night with it on repeat and pass out at 5:00am and you lose your job and your wife leaves you and you get evicted and you kill yourself. But you should still listen to it tho. In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3

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I'm actually okay with needing to shave a lot as a trans girl because I just pretend it's a hereditary curse placed upon one of my ancestors by a vengeful witch

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Never goon. Or at least when you goon try not to take all of it like an insatiable slut for hours and end up needing to call 911 for a GI bleed the next day. You think it can't happen to you. It can. Speaking for a friend, of course.

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Roofing is great because sometimes that guy you don't like very much will just die at work

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LISTEN TO THE GREYHAVEN EP IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

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You're wrong I understood him 🥺🥺

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I really like it when I pass out at 4:00pm and wake up at 2:00, makes me feel like a vampire

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Back in my day we drew our own porn and immediately erased it and drew a landscape over it, none of this fake AI generated bullshit

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