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I'm absolutely 100% confident that Dr. Rajesh Koothrapali would've already fallen in love with ChatGPT

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Hadn't realized but it's been probably over 6 months since last I booted up the 'New Music Friday' playlist from Spotify. I'm at a point where new releases sound like crap. Guess I'm old now.

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I now understand babies of freshly beardless fathers. I shaved it off 6 hours ago and still get a little jump scare when walking in front of a mirror

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna thank all this bots following me all of a sudden. It's nice to have a virtual audience to say dumb stuff to.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Went to bed at almost 4 am watching Squid Game 2. Dumbest idea I've had in like 36 hours.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Yes I obviously want your friendship, that's the whole reason I'm on Tinder swiping right on attractive ladies like yourself.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

How i look at the screen after dying to the same boss for the 20th time (I refuse to change my strategy)

submitted 110 days ago • 21 comments

A whole 7 days of 2025 and I've done nothing of note besides restarting my Assassin's Creed Valhalla campaign, life's good.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Changed all the lightbulbs at my place from cold light to warm light. Everything seems fuzzy but cozy at the same time. Weird feeling.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Changed my phone case from a $10 piece of crap for a $15 Spigen and hooooooly crap it even feels like a different phone.

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I think Mark Zuckerberg might be a kinda uncool dude…

submitted 112 days ago • 373 comments

I've had the flu since the 28th and whatever I do it's not even slowing down. I've literally been sick all damn year.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Why are Anti-Trump accounts following me? I don't give a dame about the orange turd. I live in Central Mexico homies.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Today's one of those days I reeeeeeeeeally don't enjoy working with my dad. He's just cranky as shit for something that has absolutely nothing to do with me or the job and he can't separate it. Sucks.

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Boss battles be like: Boss: "HAHAHA, you cannot defeat me! I am the ruler of darkness!" I die, reload checkpoint Boss: "HAHAHA--" Me: "yOu cAnNoT dEfEaT mE I aM tHe rULeR oF dArKnEsS."

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

The greatest Sunday of a very long time, chilling all day, playing Assassin's Creed Valhalla and getting sushi for dinner while watching a rerun of 2 Broke Girls.

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Who to trust, Spotify Wrapped or Last.fm Playback connected to my Spotify Premium account? Not many discrepancies, but enough to make me wonder

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I live in fear that I somehow accidentally swiped left on my soulmate

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck mimes, seriously. Creepy fuckers.

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42 minutes late y'all, but happy new year! Keep it real everyone!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Having a Christmas dinner with the bois end at 5 am on a Monday is probably a really stupid thing to do when I have to be at work trying to stay awake.

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Amen.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Man Reddit just banned my 7 year old account without giving me an explanation. It sucks. Tried to appeal and they were like cool, but nah. At least tell me why! Yeesh.

submitted 129 days ago • 3 comments

GAWD DAMN SON

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We're celebrating La Virgen de Guadalupe today. I had to come to mass to sing Las Mañanitas to her even though I'm not a religious person. I'm just here for the tamales and the hot cocoa tbh.

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You can tell the site is really growing because whenever a post does numbers it’s got that classic thing where it’s like Hours 1-5: friends faving and reposting Hour 6: angry people demanding an explanation and context for your joke about Chewbacca’s butthole

submitted 141 days ago • 132 comments

In most cases “billionaire” is a lie. Usually propaganda for a selfish, heartless,hoarding prick that has a severe mental illness.

submitted 140 days ago • 11 comments

Here it is, to that one follower who likes my shit, enjoy youtu.be/YJq0VMdr0nw?... #Metal #Banjo

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Bro, I just found a Banjo Metal music mix on YouTube, and it's hillbilly gloriousness.

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Slow year #Xbox #MyYearonXbox

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