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alex-woods.bsky.social
25 (he/him) 🇨🇭🇷🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 Gardener | Baker | Weightlifter | Leftist Restoration ecology🌱
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Bro doing 1/10th of a rep on the incline press with 20lbs and not even putting away the weights

My luck is the old hogging man starting his 15 sets of rows right when i need mu machine and its my second exercise. Ugh

10C in February … feels like april not february

First time i ever do cardio everyone cheered. Tbh its because i was too tired to do an actual workout and it was slow enough to feel more like working out my quads than struggling to breathe.

The way I’m tired with the gym lately but more specifically trying to increase strength. I think i wanna switch to a more cardio focused training. Well still not actual cardio but lower weights and less rest

My brain short circuits when someone spells a word out loud. I just can’t hear it, i can’t see it. You need to pull out your phone and write it down

Those people who douse themselves in perfume at the gym. Giving me migraines what even is the point

Endless growth on a finite planet is probably the stupidest idea anyone has ever had 🙄 Why can’t people / companies just stay in their lane, stay small, and give back when they are successful instead of trying ti take over the whole dang world?! Support local, wherever you are🤙

I hate that orange bitch

Birthday twins with olivia rodrigo and rihanna, and a day after chappell roan. I win

This meant its my birthday today. I already feel old having woke up like 20 times to go pee last night. Terrible sleep again. And i somehow end on pulldown day for my birthday lol. Fun

Instead of ppl my gym week can be summarized with : twink teen hogging all the 45+55 lbs plates, old man hogging machine to do 10 sets of 20 reps, and random dude all the way up the dumbbell rack so you can’t get to them

Gay death today for me

Idk why i was so strong today at the gym. So unusual. Lifted more than i ever did on the bench. 188lbs/85kg for 4 reps/3 sets. It did make me feel weaker for my last tricep and shoulder exercises though, but who cares

Describe your taste in men using 4 actors

Friendly reminder to get your free Covid tests before they throw them away. Covidtests.gov wapo.st/42VLGQh

Can apple/my iphone stop harassing me about activating siri and their ai shit?? I dont want it!!! Leave me alone!!! Stop with the popups “finish setting up your phone”! I’m done!!!! I just dont want those things on!!!

First time actually seeing so-called brocoli heads at my gym. Pajamas to complete the look as well

This dude’s been coming sick to the gym for the past MONTH. STAY HOME!!!!! I dont want your nasty shit

This fucking dude just sneezed on the dumbell rack………..

Weekly i hate lat pulldowns post

The most cursed exercise is the bench press. I only see 1/10 people do it correctly (full rep and not just the upper half)

Terrified of flying to that country next month

Again up until 6:30am then 5am today. This fucking sucks i keep imagining shooting myself in the head to end this suffering when I’m laying in bed for hours tryint to sleep

Why do people have to be all the way up the the dumbbell rack ? Impossible to get the dumbells you want or you hit them when passing by like come on common sense

I’m begging people to self-flag their nudes on here. Don’t make me unfollow you.

Men are shit

Microfiber and other plastics in towels is a sensory nightmare. Idk why people buy that shit. Terrible for the environment and your health too, and it doesnt absorb shit