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Iโ€™m going self employed as a freelance academic while I apply to university jobs and no one warned me that being freelance means having to make up your job every single day.

Nothing will ever satisfy me the way Bonnie getting her scars wiped away in The Craft satisfies me.

If I donโ€™t look like one of the American Horror Story witches, then my outfit has failed.

The vibes I bring to the function

So TikTok has come back like the Pets from the Sematary come back, right? Evil? Possessed? Sour?

Rest in Peace, David Lynch ๐Ÿ–ค I keep thinking about an interview I saw with him, where the interviewer asked him to explain something and Lynch refused. โ€œThe film is talking,โ€ he replied. And I love that. Itโ€™s so rare now, to let art speak for itself. He will be missed.

Myers-Briggs is boring, tell me what form your dรฆmon takes instead.

Relentlessly offended that Cocteau Twins are considered โ€œShoegaze.โ€ If โ€˜Treasureโ€™ doesnโ€™t make you stare into the deepening twilight with wonder and wordless yearning, then you arenโ€™t listening right.

If the outfit youโ€™re wearing when you die is your forever ghost outfit, and your phone is in your pocket, will you still be able to access the internet from beyond the grave?

Has anyone checked if the books in the Beauty and the Beast library were sentient, too?

โ€˜You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.โ€™ - Mary Oliver, Wild Geese (excerpt).

Remember: our self worth isnโ€™t defined by our accomplishments. Our worth is defined by how many souls we can harvest for the Dark Ones before dawn and we are under numbers so I am begging you, please, wipe your mouth and get up. The tithe is due and theyโ€™re coming. Please, get up get UP get -

Can you name the phases of the menstrual cycle? Thatโ€™s right! They are: follicular (ovarian follicles develop), ovulation (when the egg is released), luteal (the uterus lining thickens) and lycanthropy (when we turn into wolves and bay for blood).

When the fabric of reality tears, donโ€™t just throw it away! Try restoring it with a cute little appliquรฉ, or up-cycling it into pretty handkerchiefs. Make do with the horrors and mend!

This lighthouse Air BnB would be so cute if it wasnโ€™t for that GodDaMn FcukInG SEAGULL - !

A VICTORIAN MERMAN Objects like this were often made from the torsos of monkeys and the tails of fish. They were displayed by showmen like P. T Barnum to audiences who believed they were real. This particular one is on display at the Horniman Museum, London. #skystorians #histmed #histsci

Going to university is great, but no one warns you about how stressful it can be to accidentally kill an acquaintance while performing an arcane Greek ritual, then begin questioning the moral underpinnings of society while having to complete your set reading. And then there are the EXAMS.

With Dr. Mehmet Oz pegged to head the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, it's a good time to remind people that he once said this ๐Ÿ‘‡ As a medical historian, I can say that this is quite literally medieval.

Sorry chat, but I am not managing to exist sanely under these conditions of absolute reality.

A nature walk is great for your mental health, until you wander off the path and witness the Forbidden Rite in the shadows beneath the trees, and your mind never recovers from what it has witnessed.

The first known use of singular โ€œtheyโ€ is so old that not only does it pre-date singular โ€œyou,โ€ it wasnโ€™t even spelled with a โ€œthโ€ When William and the Werewolf, in 1375 CE, used singular โ€œthey,โ€ it was spelled with a Thorn

What can I do with my doctorate in Gothic literature? I can: ๐Ÿ—๏ธ Lecture ๐Ÿ—๏ธ Research ๐Ÿ—๏ธ Summon demons ๐Ÿ—๏ธ Teach There are many options open to you with a PhD!

Nineteenth-century depictions of medieval femmes fatale often depicted them with books. Because nothing scared the Victorian boys more than a woman with notions.

Once again I bought Legend on DVD and once again I was DECEIVED.

The moon is glorious tonight (the photograph is not).

The burden of being witty in my first post is too much. Please enjoy this (filter free) photo I took - while running for a bus - of my local graveyard instead.