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New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators theonion.com/new-stu...

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“The only thing worse than being the tea is NOT being the tea” - Oscar Wilde, probably

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Can you have my undivided attention? Look, buddy, not even I can have my undivided attention, okay?

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Can we have a real life comedy? I keep trying to write a funny story based on my life but it keeps coming out like a gritty drama. Maybe it’s just my life that’s depressing. 😆

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They told me the root beer was caffeine-free! Golly gosh Barqs!

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Was waiting to see what she thought.

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I really hate that I live in his state…

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I have this really weird story going through my head; A child makes a Faustian bargain for talent and magic. But by his mid twenties, he becomes a Christian. So this demon just follows him around reminding him of the deal but knows that he cannot collect upon death. It’s a comedy.

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This. Just. All. Of. This.

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I love these people

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I love SIX! All the queens are amazing but Kathrine Howard wins. All You Wanna Do is tragically catchy and relatable.

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First the leopards “aren’t going to eat our faces because we are the ‘good ones’” Now “oh they could sting me but they won’t because I didn’t stand in their way”

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This was my life for a decade. I was obsessed with it. I watched every YouTube video I could. I listened to the books every night. I won trivia contests. It was my everything. Then JK revealed who she really was. I can’t support an author who is so against my community. It SUCKED but I moved on.

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My new obsession: Life's not worth a damn Til you can say Hey world I am what I am I am what I am I don't want praise I don't want pity I bang my own drum Some think it's noise I think it's pretty And so what if I love each feather and each spangle Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle

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My sabbath comes in chunks. Yay capitalism

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It’s a LOVELY day today! Let’s get dressed up and wander around the park. Lil masc Lil femme All Alex

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Mmm… Fries

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Welp. I’ve FINALLY read all of the Percy Jackson books! Once I’ve read the Nico book, it’ll be over, lol Still haven’t read the Norse or Egyptian books tho.

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Pretty much

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Yeah…

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

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He had it comin’ He had it comin’ He only had himself to blame If you had been there If you had seen it You would have done the same

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I can attest to this

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Just started the third ToA book. @rickriordan.bsky.social is a very talented author! I’ve read now 4 of his books in the past 4 days. That’s not counting the books of his that I listen to while I fall asleep.

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Trans children have the right to parental love 🏳️‍⚧️

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I want more aro/ace representation but like exciting representation. I’m boring.

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Aaaaaand I finished Heroes of Olympus. Chef’s kiss I am already a quarter of the way through the first ToA book

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Just finished House of Hades! Ugh. My lil heart can’t handle the flirting. 🥰🥰

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When the ADHD meets the Autism

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Gotta love living somewhere with a free zoo

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I thought this was the chameleon ranting about "SOMEONE here has to have a gender. 4 chameleons and all of y'all are agender???"

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Not an optimist or a pessimist but a secret third thing where you look up at the sky and scream a lot

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Picture of me waiting for the bus this morning

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evergreen sentiment

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New button just dropped.

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Yep

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New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators theonion.com/new-stu...

“The only thing worse than being the tea is NOT being the tea” - Oscar Wilde, probably

Can you have my undivided attention? Look, buddy, not even I can have my undivided attention, okay?

Can we have a real life comedy? I keep trying to write a funny story based on my life but it keeps coming out like a gritty drama. Maybe it’s just my life that’s depressing. 😆

They told me the root beer was caffeine-free! Golly gosh Barqs!

Was waiting to see what she thought.

I really hate that I live in his state…

I have this really weird story going through my head; A child makes a Faustian bargain for talent and magic. But by his mid twenties, he becomes a Christian. So this demon just follows him around reminding him of the deal but knows that he cannot collect upon death. It’s a comedy.

This. Just. All. Of. This.

I love these people

I love SIX! All the queens are amazing but Kathrine Howard wins. All You Wanna Do is tragically catchy and relatable.

First the leopards “aren’t going to eat our faces because we are the ‘good ones’” Now “oh they could sting me but they won’t because I didn’t stand in their way”

This was my life for a decade. I was obsessed with it. I watched every YouTube video I could. I listened to the books every night. I won trivia contests. It was my everything. Then JK revealed who she really was. I can’t support an author who is so against my community. It SUCKED but I moved on.

My new obsession: Life's not worth a damn Til you can say Hey world I am what I am I am what I am I don't want praise I don't want pity I bang my own drum Some think it's noise I think it's pretty And so what if I love each feather and each spangle Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle

My sabbath comes in chunks. Yay capitalism

It’s a LOVELY day today! Let’s get dressed up and wander around the park. Lil masc Lil femme All Alex

Mmm… Fries

Welp. I’ve FINALLY read all of the Percy Jackson books! Once I’ve read the Nico book, it’ll be over, lol Still haven’t read the Norse or Egyptian books tho.

Pretty much

Yeah…

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

He had it comin’ He had it comin’ He only had himself to blame If you had been there If you had seen it You would have done the same

I can attest to this

Just started the third ToA book. @rickriordan.bsky.social is a very talented author! I’ve read now 4 of his books in the past 4 days. That’s not counting the books of his that I listen to while I fall asleep.

Trans children have the right to parental love 🏳️‍⚧️

I want more aro/ace representation but like exciting representation. I’m boring.

Aaaaaand I finished Heroes of Olympus. Chef’s kiss I am already a quarter of the way through the first ToA book

Just finished House of Hades! Ugh. My lil heart can’t handle the flirting. 🥰🥰

When the ADHD meets the Autism

Gotta love living somewhere with a free zoo

I thought this was the chameleon ranting about "SOMEONE here has to have a gender. 4 chameleons and all of y'all are agender???"

Not an optimist or a pessimist but a secret third thing where you look up at the sky and scream a lot

Picture of me waiting for the bus this morning

evergreen sentiment

New button just dropped.

Yep

You can have snuggle any of the stuffies. Except for Cedric the Badger. He’s mine.

Just saying…

Ab-so-lutely!